Back on Sunday!

I'm in a rush but of course I'm gonna leave a note before I head on to my

BENGKEL SELALU SEDIA

and come back a

QUEEN'S GUIDE!

:D :D :D

Or in Daddy's words,

"Come back as Queen Jo-Yee!"

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See you guys on Sunday or Monday considering you know, I might sleep straight when I reach home after camp. Haha.

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BYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Miss me lor! :D

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Ciaooooooooooo!

SEQUEL TO ADAM C POST!

Just a little update for NURUL DIZAMIRA ATIKA BINTI MOHD SIKUN and also as a sequel to my previous Adam C post:

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I met Adam C AGAIN today (3rd May 2009) at a seafood restaurant at North Port called Port Village. :)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ciao! ;D

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PS> Also Atika, if you notice, Bagan (North Port) is quite near your house. ;)

LEE CHONG WEI X-MEN LEE CHONG WEI X-MEN LEE CHONG WEI LEE CHONG WEI LEE CHONG WEI LEE CHONG WEI LEE CHONG WEI LEE CHONG WEI LEE CHONG WEI!!!!!!!!

OMG! I WENT TO MID VALLEY YESTERDAY AND GUESS WHO I SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (haijor I think my header also gave it away liao OMG NO LA NOT X-MEN be logic please D:) Eating at Hagen Daaz, trying to avoid attention to his VERY famous SELF was LEE CHONG WEI AND HIS GIRLFRIEND WONG MEW CHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay now wait, I trust all of you to know that I am a VERY VERY BIG FAN OF Lee Chong Wei, right? OMG DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! O_O

Okay whatever back to my encounter with WORLD NO.1 SHUTTLER LEE CHONG WEI!!!!!!! So I was running like a mad person to him, all the while comtemplating whether I should take out my camera first or not, in case he thought it was embarrassing to wait for me to jumble in my bag for my camera in front of him, and also whether I should speak to him in English or in Mandarin cos I've never heard him speak in English before but then I thought he IS Malaysian after all, and an INTERNATIONAL personality no less, so he should at least KNOW how to converse in comprehensible English AND when I finally REACHED the table where he and Mew Choo sat savouring Hagen Daaz ice-creams (banana splits I unintentionally noticed) I ASKED HIM FOR A PICTURE!!!!! Okay I mean, them. :P I asked them for a picture, you know, to be nice and all, cos what would Chong Wei have thought if I had just ignored Mew Choo completely while I lived my Chong Wei fandom RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER? Plus, I didn't want to hurt the poor girl. She's not that bad. Only, SHE IS NOT LEE CHONG WEI!!! :D :D :D

So our conversation went like this (oh I forgot to mention, I decided to converse with them in English, in case they started speaking really chim Mandarin to me and I ended up not understanding them. Embarrassing you know):

Me: OMG you guys are Lee Chong Wei and Wong Mew Choo right????????? (sorry I had to ask the obvious or I would have looked more like an idiot if I started demanding to take pictures with them without greeting whatsoever. Plus, they would have thought I was just someone who wanted pictures with CELEBRITIES without bothering who they were at all, as long as they were celebs and yadda yadda yadda...)
Wong Mew Choo: *looks at me like I'm a cat that started talking* Er...yea...
Lee Chong Wei: *silent*
Me: May I please please please have a picture???
Wong Mew Choo: *looks at Chong Wei for approval*
Me: *getting ready to take out camera from bag* (also, forgot to clarify that I was running so fast I decided not to take my camera out first lest they started thinking I was a tad bit too desperate and got scared and started escaping from me. No la, actually I didn't have time to take my camera out cos I was standing quite near them, so the distance wasn't far enough for my dramatic effect/story. :D :D :D)

OH MY GOD WANNA SEE THE PICTURE I TOOK WITH THEM??????????????????????
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NONE!!!!!!!!! D: D: D:

Because:

Lee Chong Wei: Sorry, we don't take pictures in shopping complex. Sorry sorry... (:
Me: O_O *but tried to suppress disappointment*
Lee Chong Wei: Sorry....
Wong Mew Choo: (DON'T KNOW cos I was so disappointed I didn't even remember that she was sitting there)
Me: Oh, okay :) (<----- fake smile obviously but what to do?) *walks away*

Sigh. I guess they really wanted their privacy and I only found out just now that when I met them, 1st May, it was actually (no not Labour Day) Mew Choo's birthday! Gosh, if I had known earlier and wished her, she would have softened and let me take pictures with her boyfriend. I mean, with her and her boyfriend. ): Well, I guess it's just my luck. ):

So... that's it lor. No pictures. No autographs. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks Daddy for offering to let me take pictures with you and give me your autograph as replacement for Chong Wei's but no thanks. Because HELLO, you are not Chong Wei and you are nowhere near World No.1 as far as badminton goes, but you're probably almost there Sudoku-wise. :D :D :D No people, not solving them (but Daddy is quite good at solving Sudoku-puzzles actually) but MAKING/CREATING them. You even publish your own Sudoku-puzzle books. So I'm actually really proud of you. (:

And...... I went to watch X-Men Origins: Wolverine today with Ahyeef and Mummy (you will notice that there is no Cheryl in the sentence but that is because that lucky bitch went to see Wang Lee Hom. But I'm not a fan so never mind). It was quite a good show in my opinion because I like seeing mutants fighting and using their own powers (or whatever you call them. Gift? Ability? Talent? Expertise?). It was very entertaining especially seeing will.i.am in the movie as a mutant, one that apparates no less and also Ryan Reynolds because I didn't KNOW he was going to be in the movie! :D

What that was weird in the movie was the fact that Deadpool got killed so easily. I mean, then the whole lot of experiments and mutants captured for his mutation sake were so completely er, wasted and useless lor right? Dunno la. I just expected to see more powers and violence and fighting and action going on. :D :D :D

But it was kind of worth it if you like seeing hot and buff and sexy man naked (okay to be fair not completely naked la, just, you know, without a shirt on :D :D :D) which happened quite alot in the movie (HUGH JACKMAN IS SO HOT) and also the shoot they did when they first brought forth Deadpool to the scene, like, shooting from his legs to his GORGEOUS GORGEOUS body (OMG Ryan Reynolds is SEX) to his head (but it was damn potong stim because Deadpool didn't have a mouth and Sex - I mean Ryan Reynolds was bald) was AWESOME! :D Because I was totally expecting to see something scary and Deadpool was scary! :D Okay I know the character Deadpool IS supposed to be bald but please don't mind me I am just completely in love with Ryan Reynolds even before I saw this movie. (lie)

I'm betting RM500 that you're probably dying to hit my head with a beer bottle if you're an X-Men fan because I am fantasising over the wrong thing/person. :D

Or even if you AREN'T an X-Men fan you're probably also dying to hit my head with a beer bottle because I sound so bimbo for watching the MEN instead of the movie. :D :D :D

No la I am not like that la okay. D: I mean, I did enjoy the movie. It's just I can't talk too much about X-Men cos I am not really er, educated in the X-Men field so I better shut my mouth lest I say something wrong about the plot and get accused of trying to be smart by real hardcore X-Men fans. :D :D :D

So better stay stupid and bimbotic. :D :D :D

So that wraps up my Lee Chong Wei encounter and Ryan Rey- I mean X-Men movie trip. :) :) :)

Ciao!

PS> I am NOT bimbotic okay. The reason I said I was is only for entertainment purposes thank you very much. TELL me you are entertained please please please please please please please please please please...

PPS> Also! Chong Wei is ALOT taller in real life (I know what you're thinking - he was sitting down when I saw him, but you can still tell that he's quite tall even when he's sitting down la) than he looks on TV! :D And Mew Choo's alot more normal than I've seen her on TV (cos I always thought that she was this awkward soft-spoken girl hence my ZERO interest in her), so cheers to Mew Choo! No wonder Chong Wei likes you! :D Hope everything works well for the both of you! :D

PPPS> But please don't slip in your badminton skills hor! :D Especially Chong Wei you still got stupid Lin Dan to beat in year 2012 le! Olympics la doy! :D

Edit: !!!!! Audrey tells me that the guy who played Deadpool in the movie was NOT Ryan Reynolds! And so the gorgeoussss abs weren't his!!! O_O But it's okay Ryan's still hot but WHO WAS THE GUY WHO PLAYED DEADPOOL HE WAS SO HOT I WANT TO STALK HIM!!!

I love AllVoices!

Oh God I just loooooove Allvoices! The people there are so nice I tell you! :D :D :D

I wrote three posts there and for each I got back at least one positive comment! :D :D :D :D :D


Introductory Post

Comments:

"Hi Joyee,,,,,im mona, a member of allvoices and as usual i was doing what i love doing best and that is read about stuff,educate myself and put down what i think and your funny! welcome to allvoices :) i would love to read your blogs but beware you might end up making alot of fans!! :P enjoy while your at it!" - mona37

"i'll volunteer!!" - prodiglow

"Yo JoYee..I sense we're gonna have some real fun time on allvoices from now on...Loved the funny seriousness in your post! Join the club and guess what, it's about time, we get the ship rock and rolling! :-)Peace!" - Madjy


Homosexuality

Comments:

"Thanks for sharing your views on this controversial topic. Very interesting to hear from someone in Malaysia. Welcome to AV!" - Punditty

"Hi Jo Yee,The younger generation tends to accept gays a lot more easily than the older generation. For young people homosexuality is no big deal. The world has changed a lot regarding himosexuality in the last twenty years. It has a long way to go, of course. I think in the next 10 to 15 years, people will not stare at you if you tell them that you are gay. Even in the USA, it is legal for gays to get married in four states unly - Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa and Vermont - where gay marriage is now legally recognized." - YeshPrabhu

My (IMHO) very smart reply :P :

"Yea, I am happily cognisant of that of course. (: It's just, some countries like my own, Malaysia, is run by an Islamic government that is very much against homosexuality. That's why I think it's important to really understand gay people (because there are gay people in Malaysia bless) and not discriminate them. (: Thanks for your comment. (: Let's hope in years to come, homosexuality wouldn't be as big a deal anymore. (:" (mine special colour cos I am special ma! :D) - Jo-Yee (my AV account) YOURS TRULY LAR OF COURSE :P


I am not a Calculator

Comments:

"I love the way you write. It's so fun and random... like stream of consciousness." - swinginjazzz

(though I don't really understand the last part but still! :D :D :D He loves the way I write! I'm fun! I'm random! I'm.......like a stream of consciousness? O_o Don't know la)

I know right! They are such nice and supportive people! No one has ever said that about my writing to me before okay! I've always secretly admitted to myself that I can write well (self-promoting la PLEASE VISIT MY BLOG! Eventhough technically that is exactly what you are doing right now. STILL. I won't miss a chance to promote my blog one! :D)

I seriously don't understand why you guys think I only post this because I want to brag OF COURSE I POST THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO BRAG LA! Got any other better reason mer? Hohohoho! :D :D :D Do you have people telling you you write well? Do you have people telling you they love the way you write? Hahahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D :D :D :D

(please ignore my seemingly demented self at this moment because I am simply too euphorically high - PEOPLE LOVE THE WAY I WRITE WEY! How to not be happy??? :D :D :D)

Before I end this post I got a game/mission for you: That is......count how many of this smiley :D there is in this post! And promise to do so okay but please don't die counting or not later CSI come shut down my blog hor! :D (<--- this one counts too! :D :D :D :D :D) (<--- so do these! :D :D :D :D :D) (<--- and these!) (and - okay I'll stop)

Winner gets.............................erm, erm, erm...Google Chrome! :D :D :D (no it is not free have to ask Google people one okay. Don't worry I got contacts ;) NOT LYING SERIOUS PROMISE PLEDGE VOW GUARANTEE OATH WORD OF HONOUR (THANK YOU Microsoft Word synonyms!) JANJI BERJANJI JANJIKAN (sorry my BM vocab very bad that's why I use the same words over and over with different imbuhan hahahahaha)

Okay enough of gibberish, ciao! :D

PS> The three smileys in the second last paragraph counts too!

PPS> And also the last one!

PPPS> PLEASE PLAY MY GAME/MISSION PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE or not I will I will.....EAT SOCK LIKE FAT LOUIE! ):

GOOGLE IS SO CUTE!

Click on Google's main page and will see this:

Enlarged version.

Seriously, I can DIE over Google's cuteness. You know why the Morse code?

Because it's Samuel Morse's birthday today! :D

Tell me, how can you not love Google? (:

Ciao!

OH MY GOD I AM SO EMBARRASSED! O_O

Oh my God the most embarrassing thing happened to me just now! O_O

Okay so I was happily walking around Aeon BBK with Cheryl and then we met up with our parents (who were busy trying on Tomo shoes). And then before we left, Mummy said let's go to KFC because she was very thirsty and needed to buy back lunch. And so we went to KFC.

Okay sorry I don't even know why I told you about how we bought lunch at KFC because it totally has nothing to do with my embarrassing moment.

Okay fast forward to what happened to me:

After we bought lunch, Ahyeef (Cheryl's Mum, it's a family name) hastily shoved her Jusco card at me with the parking ticket and instructed me to go pay for it, so that we wouldn't have to waste time in the long queue that was bound to be lining up in front of the new ticket machine (I HATE THIS STUPID MACHINE I PREFER THE SYSTEM LAST TIME WHERE WE ONLY NEEDED TO PAY TO SOMEONE AT THE TICKET BOOTH).

So I went there and thank God there were only about two people lining up in front of me. But when my turn came, I FOUND OUT THAT THE SUPPOSED JUSCO CARD AHYEEF GAVE ME WAS A BONUSLINK CARD INSTEAD!!!!! Okay I know all of you must be thinking I was a complete idiot for panicking just because I got the wrong card because there is something called CASH. But wait la jor let me finish.

So I took out my wallet and I thought I had some cash in there, you know, me being very paranoid of being cashless wherever I go, so I seriously thought I did have some cash in there. BUT then I found out it was COMPLETELY EMPTY!!! O_O By then there were already quite many people who were standing behind me waiting to pay for their ticket! I was trying to think of some other way to solve the problem and physically fidgeting and wishing I was dead but then when I accidentally glanced at the coin slot, I immediately thanked God because I had some coins saved up in my coin pouch. Like a crazy person, I quickly jumbled in my coin pouch to look for RM1 worth of coins...

Only to find out that I had only EIGHTY CENTS! I was short of a mere TWENTY CENTS but still short nevertheless!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I was soooooooo completely humiliated and desperate I even asked the guard next to me if she had any coins but she said no and I started to panic! (again) I felt so completely and utterly embarrassed because there I was, pretending to stand as mighty as possible with my mighty bag and mighty shades and mighty wallet but I DID NOT HAVE ANY CASH. Worst of all, EVERYONE IN THE LINE HAD WITNESSED THIS COMPLETELY EMBARRASSING INCIDENT. Imagine what they had thought about me. Gosh they must be thinking what a big fake I am.

Thankfully no, LUCKILY there was this woman behind me who offered to lend me twenty cents and I almost got on my knees to lick her toes (I was that grateful) to show her how much I am grateful of her twenty cents. And so I quickly paid the remaining twenty cents and hurriedly left the place, while trying to hide behind my huge shades THANK GOD FOR THE EXISTENCE OF MY HUGE SHADES WHICH COVERED HALF OF MY FACE WHEN THAT HAPPENED OH MY GOD. I tried to look for the woman to tell her to wait while I get my Mum for twenty cents to be returned to her, but she seemed to be in an even bigger hurry than I did cos she totally dashed away like there was a hungry grizzly bear behind chasing her. I hope that was not what she had thought of me.

I am sorry lor. I seriously forgot that I hadn't any cash with me. If I had known I would have run straight to the ATM machine BEFORE I did anything else and withdrawn some cash okay. I am very afraid to step out of the house without cash. And this incident is a perfect example of WHY.

Gosh I still cannot get over how embarrasing the whole thing is. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. I can just DIE in this embarrassment okay. Because of this incident I vow to ALWAYS CHECK if I have any money with me before I go around pretending to be all mighty/shopping/paying for parking tickets/etc.

The end. Moving on.

To April Tang Han Yee:

Yea right you forgot. I reminded you like ten thousand and fifty seven times and you DARE tell me you FORGOT??? If you want to lie PLEASE think of a BETTER EXCUSE la okay. You keep disappointing me you know. It's gone to the point where I don't think I can trust you anymore. Don't blame me for this. DON'T. YOU brought this UNTO YOURSELF. Loser.

Ciao.

You name it la.

Firstly a DASH of photos because Amen I know it's been a very long time since I posted photos in my blog and Cherrie tells me my blog would become more interesting if I had lots of photos posted so voila here they are sorry I am bad at connectors (not to mention punctuation too" told you;) I think this is the third time today that I've said this thank you very much enjoy!

PRETEND THE PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH DO/DID NOT EXIST
because I hate the stupid new wireless connection we are using because it keeps getting cut off!!! Already freaking cumbersome to upload photos even without the added irritation of the on-again-off-again connection! So resolution: NO FREAKING PHOTOS. D: D: D:

UPDATES!

You know, about a few days ago I got an email from a person named Tara Marinello. And in the email she said that my blog is *quote*interesting and well written*end quote* and she invited me to join a writing community called Allvoices! (hence my link on the sidebar PLEASE VIEW THANK YOU VERY MUCH) I am so flattered wey! I've ALWAYS wanted to get noticed because of my writing and YAYS! This is the first step to that! Oh God please oh God let my writing continue to improve and blossom I want to be those professional bloggers one day like Xiaxue (don't really like her blog though) and MayZhee! (but I guess I need to work on my connectors first oh no why me? - see I'm doing it again, no connectors OR punctuation)

Anyway enough about that back to meeeeeeeeee! Sooooooooo Allvoices is a writing community where people from all around the world talk discuss debate or whatever about any every all kinds of topic! (shit connectors punctuation connectors punctuation no wonder I'm failing summary D:) And so just two days of posting (one introductory post and another one about Homosexuality) I got very positive comments from people from ALL AROUND THE WORLD (I'm serious I've got readers from America, Pakistan, and some other countries that I myself have never even heard of before!)! This is such a dream come true I feel like kissing someone! :D :D :D

Moving on!

UPDATED: The stalk of all problems. I apologise.

Next.

I.....have.....gained.....weight. Period.

Next update! :D

I have found the perfect boyfriend! The best best best best exemplary boyfriend! :D :D :D Kind, caring, sweet, thoughtful, smart, speaks (not to mention WRITE) fluent English AND Chinese, nice, decent, non-smoker, non-alcohol-drinker (I have such bad vocab/adjective skills), not violent, not sissy.....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................but but but...HE'S TAKEN!!! D: D: D:

Sorry I can't reveal his name here. Wait till if in the totally impossible future (like when Britney Spears becomes a good mother or sommat) I were to be his girlfriend, then I'll reveal his name. :P

God I sound so hiao right now! :D :D :D

So that's all la! Ciao!!!

UPDATE: Now I hope you all realise that in the paragraph where I mentioned about the perfect boyfriend, I was TOTALLY kidding about the being-his-girlfriend-then-reveal-his-name part okay. Because if you take that sentence seriously, it would sound so wrong! I was K-I-D-D-I-N-G!!! D: