Make-up tutorial: How to change yourself from super ugly to okaylah quite pretty

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Nice or not my blog title hahahahaha

Before I start did you guys hear about the stupid news about how Ke$ha allegedly got imprisonment threats if she went ahead and performed her concert here? Wtf man these people have nothing else better to do in their lives.

They think they are doing the right thing but the only thing they have managed to accomplish is to put Malaysia on the list of ‘Most closed-minded and ridiculous and petty and childish countries in the entire world’.

Okay, on to my tutorial. I must say this is not one of my best eye-brows, but the double eyelids and fake drawn-on bottom lashes are actually not too bad haha.

Nah, as you can see, this is me with coloured lens on. I’m sorry I didn’t put a photo of me without coloured lenses but because it’s too ugly lah

Okay on the left photo I didn’t stick on double eyelid stickers so my natural eyelids look a bit lopsided. On the right photo I’ve already stuck on double eyelid stickers and my eyelids look more balanced already. But my eyes memang one big one small one so don’t mind that ok haha

Now I’ve applied dark brown eye shadows at the outer ends on my eyelids. Medium brown in the middle, and very light in the inner corners. It doesn’t have to be dark brown, medium brown then light brown la. As long as the three colours you decide to use are descending in shades la. Like probably Brown, then Gold, then Pearl colour, like that also works one.

As you can see I also drew on eyeliners with a little wink at the ends. As you can see the eyeliner is visible from the inner part of eyes till the ends. That’s because I’ve stuck on double eyelid stickers and they kind of lifted up my lids and gave more space in between for me to draw the line.

But if I didn’t stick double eyelid stickers, the black line is not visible at the inner corners one, only the wink will be visible. Very ugly one.

That’s why even though people keep complaining that my double eyelid sticker is very visible and awkward-looking on my eyelids I don’t care and will still stick them lah. Haha

Then, eyebrows! As you can see, I have very little brow hairs one. So I take that as an advantage and draw a brow shape that I like. But in this tutorial my eyebrows are not very nice lah, but I lazy to erase and draw again. But they are still acceptable lah next time I do a better one.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I also drew on bottom lashes with my eyeliner haha. Just anyhow draw little strokes that frame your eyes then can already.

Then fix your hair apply blusher on the apples of your cheeks and ta-dah!

If you look at my eyes closely you can see the visible double eyelid stickers that people keep complaining about lol

I also shaded the sides of my with nose shadow powder to make my nose appear smaller and higher haha

Profile view.

Now, for my favourite part of all make-up tutorials: Before and After! Haha

I erased one side of the make up haha

Damn ugly right my browless face urghhh and the left side my eye looks visible smaller than the one with make-up hehehe

Hope you enjoyed! Haha BYE!

Hi alls.

Feeling a bit crazy right now because I only had an hour of sleep last night. Blame it on procrastination. And traffic jams. And bad miscalculation on my part.

So what’s happened is I had a film review due today and I began doing it yesterday evening at about 5pm. Had writer’s block, gave up and went to watch TV outside. Returned to my film review every few hours and soon I realised it was already 1230am shit.

Sad down on got to business. Finished it after racking my brains out. Looked to the clock, 230am shit. Would have to print it at college tomorrow. Started packing to go back to UM. Finished packing at about 315am.

Went to bed. No wait, LZ called for about an hour. Tried to sleep. Fell asleep only after half an hour. Finally dozed off for about a second and was aroused by the stupid alarm.

6am in the morning. Gotta head on to UM. Yes, 6am. The Federal Highway jam is a nightmare from 630am onwards. So is the NKVE. So, 6am it was.

Arrived and decided I didn’t want to sleep before my 9am class. Cleaned up my hostel room a bit, found out we had a new roommate! Have yet to meet her, though, she still isn’t back from holiday. She is a Law student! (I discovered after nosing around in her stack of books) Hopefully she speaks English with me?

Anyway. Got ready at 8am. Went to the printer shop downstairs, it was closed. Dammit. Checked the sign on the door: Open from 830am. Fine. Would come back later.

Went back at 840am (gave them a grace period of 10min to be late/get things started up). NOT OPEN FUCK THIS SHIT.

Rushed to UM (my hostel is located outside of campus) in search of printer shops. Went to the regular, not open FTS. Went to another, thankfully it was. Printed out the assignment for submission and rushed to class. Dr Adis doesn’t like late-comers.

Arrived on the dot. Dr Adis walked in within a couple of minutes. Looked into my face and demanded why I had missed two of his classes last week. Abashedly replied that I was on holiday. He smiled and walked away. I like him.

Handed in my assignment. Sat through two very excessively long and info-packed presentations by two of my classmates. Impressed by seemingly Chinese-educated classmate’s command of English. VERY impressed by Chinese-national classmate’s excellent command of English. (Though her accent was a bit difficult to catch initially)

Dr Adis reminded us about tomorrow’s replacement class. Was met with disagreements; some classmates already have classes at the proposed time. Postponed to next Friday. Grumbled. Had packed clothes for two days’ stay in college. Had plans to stay till Friday evening before leaving home. If there had been no class on Friday, would not have packed at all. Would drive to class and then drive back home after class.

But what’s done is done. Will take full advantage of UM’s speedy internet and leave maybe on Friday. Bored at home anyway.

Came back to college without lunch. Ee Vonne had fled to meet her boyfriend. I have no friends. I am a loser.

Decide not to eat lunch. Type this. Typing this. Will sleep after this.

Dunno what else to write about.

Goodbye.

Shall leave you with a pretty photo of me.

See ya.

I feel so detached from the world nowadays. Almost like Nearly-Headless Nick. No, even worse than Nick because at least he’s still a bit attached, I feel like I’ve completely been washed ashore of another beach across from the one where everyone else is.

I don’t know. But when I turn on Facebook nowadays, all I see are endless drones and whispers by people who are a world apart from me, in whom I have the slightest interest. Every here and there I see a status I can relate nothing to and even when there are statuses which involve me, I somehow feel like I’m a third person watching from above. Like I’m some sort of astral projection looking down upon the lives of others like in Insidious.

I haven’t been in regular contact with any of my friends, and recently I haven’t been doing anything remotely progressive in my life. I’m just going through the motions, living life as I’m being swayed slowly in my little boat in the middle of the giant sea. I wouldn’t complain usually, but the thing is, I’m starting to get motion-sickness.

I wish this is all due to PMS (it is time, after all) or that it’s just one of my once a couple of months kind of breakdown moments so that in a week’s time I’d be up and running again.

It sure does feel like shit to be alone.