YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Hello guys! I know have been updating very frequently these days *applause applause*

But today does not count as an update but just a very self-centred post which consists of………………….

A DISGUSTING ARRAY OF PHOTOS OF ME!

Okay so my photos are not disgusting, but the fact that I am posting this whole streak of them kind of is.

But I don’t care.

I work very hard to put on the right clothes and right make-up everyday  and so I deserve to have an entire blog post with my photos!

Now I picked out the photos that I think I look best in and since they are arranged according to the time they were taken, I can see how much I have changed over time!

This is the latest one of course, as you can see from the very pretentious way I sweep all my hair to one side of my face to depict sexiness or something lol

I realise that my photos with Tutti Fruitti always turn out pretty cute!

Or in shades.

Before clubbing.

Told you!

Or when my face is like half missing from the photo lol

This looks cute even with minimal make-up

Tutti Fruitti makes me cute!

Ghost.

Super duper act cute with practice-clubbing make-up lol

Now, I used to think that this photo is very nice but now that I look at it I feel like wtf it’s fuck ugly but I’m putting it up anyway because for some reason Fifi seems to like this photo very much and always has it as his phone’s wallpaper O.o

But of course if he is infatuated with me (even when I’m looking my worst) that makes me feel very loved!

This is also another photo which looked much better months ago and to me looks super horrible now but Fifi seems to also like it O.o

Does this mean he likes the way I look before (ugly) better? T_____T

Act cool and I love my red nails.

And I’m putting this photo up because it is the photo in Fifi’s wallet and everytime he opens it to take out his IC or money or whatever this is the face he sees so this face has to be immortalised in a blog post to preserve it’s importance lololllolololol

Why am I so nonsense lol

Anyway I hope you enjoy

1) lusting/complimenting/fapping (KIDDING!) over my photos if you think I am kind of cute *act humble

2) complaining/bitching about me if you think I am very ugly and self-centred lol

BYE!

 

PS : The photos resolution in this post is relatively smaller than usual because I think seeing my face so big so many times also will make anyone puke so I’m saving you from that lollolollol

Have you guys seen this?

I saw this on E! just now but I didn't manage to wait till I heard the guy sing, but then I saw that someone posted this on Facebook so I watched it!

What blew me away was not Sung Bong's incredible singing talent, and he IS incredibly talented, but the fact that - get this guys - he started living ALONE since he was five!

HELLO! FIVE YEARS OLD GUYS! Can you believe it?

He was left at the orphanage when he was 3, and because he suffered abuse there, he ran away from the orphanage when he was 5. O.O

He survived by selling gums or energy drinks on the street and slept in public toilets and stairs for about 10 years!

Can you process that? Can you believe this incredible kid?

Can you even remember how you were when you were 5? Did you even know how to shower on your own? Let alone live and work to earn money for food?

And besides everything, can you believe he did all the without having any parental or adult guidance?

He lived like that for about 10 years, he suffered and learned everything on his own.

And he even managed to go to school, I don't know how he did that, but he did.

And imagine living outside for so long, and there's no one there to teach you anything, or even how to speak, and he is still able to speak so coherently and have manners?

And you think YOUR life is hard?

And he even sings so well!

He really showed me a new light on what suffering really means. Seriously!

He makes me cower in shame because I keep complaining about the pettiest things. *embarrassed

I hope he wins Korea's Got Talent and be the great singer he so aspires to be!

Way to go Sung Bong! I SUPPORT YOU! Caiyok caiyok!!!

MY HOUSE IS FLOODED!

Okay I know I keep saying that and I keep erm exaggerating lol

But my house did get flooded!!!

Okay let me tell you guys the story.

We were just home from Ahyi’s (my aunt) house after having super yummy mi hun ge dinner, and so I was just lounging around watching TV.

And while I was watching Masterchef Australia and they were about to announce the winning team for the team challenge, suddenly I heard some super loud splashing sound coming from the kitchen??? (The kitchen in my house, not the Masterchef kitchen lol)

It was drizzling outside just now, and I thought the splashing was because it suddenly changed into heavy rain.

But it was weird because the sound only came from THAT part of the kitchen and not anywhere else???

So I went into the kitchen to find out what was wrong and to my horror WATER WAS SPLASHING DOWN FROM A HOLE IN THE PIPE!!!

THE HOLE!

Obviously in this photo the water had stopped splashing down but I swear before that it was TERRIBLE!

It was splashing like freaking Niagra Falls and I panicked and so I just removed everything in the laundry part and got pails to kind of collect the water to prevent the place from being flooded!

TOO LATE!

THE LAUNDRY PART OF MY HOUSE WAS ALREADY FLOODED ANYWAY. O.O

So I looked for the little hole where water goes down, and to my horror (again) I discovered that the hole was situated right UNDER where the water was splashing down which meant if I wanted to open the cover of the hole I HAD TO BE UNDER THE SPLASHING WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which explains this :

FML x400000 (put star because my face very ugly lol)

I WAS DRENCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s worse :

LOOK AT THE WATER THAT SPLASHED ONTO MY HAIR!!!!!!!

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Murky, brownish, dirty horrible water which I didn’t (still don’t) even know originated from where!!!!!!

FML x5000000

Can you believe that water on your hair???

And I just washed my hair before going out to my aunt’s for crying out loud!

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And because she discovered that the water was so disgusting, my sister stood around not wanting to near the water!

And so I had to be the one to get in contact with the EW water and to prevent it from flooding the whole house!!!

Which means :

MORE WATER ON MY HAIR AND CLOTHES AND BODY FML x6000

The only three useful things she did was :

1) Call Mum to come home right away

2) Keep laughing at me because I was so wet

3) Point out that I had a friend who suffered the same fate as me too :

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Poor feather duster was drenched too HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So cute!!! Like a dog or cat or some furry pet just after bath…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA omg I can’t stop laughing LOLLOLLOLOLL

Not cute meh? lol

Okay, so luckily the water kind of became less strong after that and stopped entirely for the night or imagine the suffering we would have had to endure to keep the house from being flooded. ==

Phew! What a day.

I was so scared when the water started pouring that right after I put all the pails and opened the hole on the floor for water to flow out that I immediately called Fifi for comfort.

BUT HE DIDN’T ANSWER HIS PHONE! t______t

Cos he was at gym!!!

Eeeeeessshhhhhh. But thankfully when I tried to call my friend Pojie to complain, he was there to answer and make fun of me. ==

He asked if I was the one who bit the pipe broken all seriously because he said I am a dinosaur!!! RAWRRRRR

Can’t wait for the plumber to quickly come and fix the pipe! (he couldn’t come today because according to my sis he balik kampung lol)

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BABY RYAN!

Super awesome Big Apple donut!

TIP : Heat up your donut in the microwave oven for like 15 sec if it has been in the fridge and about 10 sec if it’s in room temperature and enjoy the most awesome gooey and soft and delicious donut you have ever tasted in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good supper! Fuji apple and green apple!

Got a sad story to tell.

I was like in the bathroom, showering and erm shaving and I accidentally shaved my nail!!!

And there was this huge scratch on my pretty painted nails and it kept snagging on my hair when I was trying to wash my hair!!!

So I got super angry and like peeled the whole thing off my finger!!! O.O

Okay, so only the top part came off but I still had to wash off the nail colour to save it.

See the white thing on my ring finger?

My pretty nail became so ugly.

Luckily now I painted it a very pretty pale pink and it looks fine!

Though the tip of it is still like chipped and ugly.

(see the part where it’s chipped and uneven? )

Last photo before I sign off!

Okay cheat one got another photo :

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LET YOU VOMIT BEFORE YOU GO! HAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAH

LONG TIME NO SEE!

I know! I haven’t updated for a very long time! SORRY!!!! I have been to dead to the world to even post a single thing, and that is because I sleep like super late at night or like too early in the morning, like 7am to be exact wtf and that’s why I wake up super late every day at like 4pm lol

BUTTTTTTTTT I want to update today because yesterday me and XinYi went to Times Square for a 3-course-meal prepared by students of Berjaya University of which ZeeYeng is one!

XinYi! Who so kindly fetched my to and back from the KTM station where we took the train there together! Heheheheheeee…

At first we wanted to get another person to go with us, because the 3-course-meal is RM20 per person and the promotion available is buy 2 free 1!

But there were only two of us! And the rest of our friends are not on holiday, because we are the only two girls who are taking Form 6, so our holidays are different from theirs.

But then TODAY, I just found out that SALLY of all people is on holiday too this whole week! And she asked why we didn’t ask her to go together!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so wasted right!!! We could have all gone together and enjoyed!!! But why didn’t she ask us out or inform us that she was on holiday too!!! How were we supposed to know????? ==

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is why sometimes I hope we were all still in the same secondary school so that our holidays would be at the SAME TIME. No fuss, no confusion then. ==

Berjaya Hotel? Is it called Berjaya Hotel? Well, whatever it is called la, it was very pretty!

Very posh and like BIG and quiet and like every step you take it reverberates and you feel intimidated and like you shudder with the silence around you except for the occasional corporate woman whose stilettos are clunking confidently on the areas of the floor which are not carpeted, nothing like the stamper you make with your sneakers on the floor because of course you are not confident enough to be like her and THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO XIN YI ONLY OK NOT ME NO I NOT CHEATING I IS CONFIDENT THAN HER! loooolololllololollll

Ok moving on!

And we arrived at the little cafe! Cafe? Was it a cafe? I donno but it was a place to eat la ok.

We were greeted warmly by ZeeYeng and her coursemates!

And they were all in chef and waiter uniforms and they looked so cute!

And they brought us to our table on which the setting was really nice!

Simple, but elegant at the same time. Gives a very nice comfortable ambience!

And the spoon was so cute!!! XinYi ordered beef in pita bread and wasn’t supposed to use the spoon to eat but she wanted to use it anyway because it was so cute!!! Hahahahaha she siao one.

For the first course we had SALAD!

It was a type of apple salad with some honey dressing? And the purple bits were raisins!

And it was really good! And very yummy!

And did you know the word yummy comes from the word YUM which in Thai means balance in flavour?

If you watch AFC you will find out that the balance of sweet, sour, salty and whatnot is the most important component in making a good dish!

And when a food is balanced in all flavours, it tastes good, and is therefore said to be YUMMY!

And this salad was really YUMMY!

Sweet, sour, salty, hot (as in the taste) all at the same time!

LOVE IT!

ZeeYeng’s very cute coursemate from Taiwan named GRASS lol came to assist us in our meal!

She gave us this comment form and we were supposed to fill it in when we were done with all the food!

For my main course, I had seafood linguine in cream sauce!

And I found the taste to be REALLY REALLY GOOD!

XinYi tried it and said that she didn’t like it and it was horrible lol

But trust me, it was good!

The pasta is homemade and not packet ones and the cream sauce was just slightly thick and not overwhelming!

The linguine was really good because it was really bouncy!

Only negative side is it was not hot enough!

And also, the portion was kind of small because I would have liked more of that creamy goodness!

For XinYi’s main course, she had beef stew in pita bread!

This was also quite good, because the beef was really tender and the tomato based sauce was really nicely seasoned.

The negative part, however, is also because it was not hot enough!!! And the portion was also small!

ZeeYeng told us that we could have complained and have the dish replaced if it was not hot enough and XinYi actually thought of doing so.

But then I sneakily told her to wait till she finished the whole plate before complaining so that she could have an extra plate of beef to eat without having to pay more.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH am I evil smart or what! Kekekekekekeee

But in the end we both forgot about it and didn’t complain lol FOL

Next was dessert! And we had SOUFFLE!

I don’t really like souffle though, so I won’t gush about this.

But it was quite nice overall. THE PIECE OF CHOCLATE ON TOP WAS NICE.

All in all, XinYi and I had a pretty good dining experience and best of all, it was quite cheap too!

RM20 per person and because it was buy 2 free 1 and we only had 2 people, we were entitled to a 20% discount! So the total bill was only RM32!

(After we paid only we found out that ZeeYeng actually took the buy 2 free 1 promotion and tapao-ed the third share of the meal home to eat but we still got the discount anyway HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck on that!)

After that XinYi and I went shopping abit at Times Square while we waited for ZeeYeng to finish class at 8pm to go for Chatime together!

This time, I ordered Japanese Sakura Sencha with aloevera and omg it was so good!!!

I saw this on the menu the other day and didn’t order it because I wanted to try Chatime’s famous roasted milk tea first (IT WAS ALSO DAMN GOOD! SO FRANGRANT AND SMOOTH!) so this time I had the chance to try the Sakura tea!

AND I LOVED IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The tea itself was not sweet, but just very fragrant and infused with the intense flavour of the tea and the bits of aloevera made the overall drink just sufficiently sweet!

AWESOME! This is SO going to be my Chatime drink from now on!

After shopping for abit, XinYi and I bought the same top each which is this blue cropped top which was so cute that we immediately changed into them on the spot! lol

Ok la it was also because we both had on some thick material cardigans and we were hot to the brink of burning so we decided to change into this hehehehe

And after I tapao-ed Sub of the day, we went home!

IT WAS ITALIAN BMT OK I KENOT RESIST HAD 3-COURSE-MEAL DINNER ALREADY ALSO I DON’T CARE MUST. GET. ITALIAN. BMT!!!!

Soon, we boarded the train home!

We decided not to get on the Ladies’ Coach because there were so many women waiting for the train at the same time as we were and so we got onto the regular coach and discovered THIS:

ALL MEN wtf

I swear XinYi and I were two of the only like 4 women on the whole coach!!!

I was so scared that these men were going to like gang up and try to rape us one by one but then I realised I was being stupid and Malaysian men are not that psychopathic.

But they WERE quite impolite and really NOT gentlemen at all because look at them there sitting COMFORTABLY on the seats while poor XinYi and I had to STAND.

And XinYi was in heels!

I mean, the least they could do was offer their seats to us to prove their manliness or whatever.

Nopes. They didn’t offer. Fuck, they didn’t even PRETEND to want to offer.

Geez.

Thankfully about like 5000 stops later the crowd started thinning and we found ourselves two comfortable seats and saved our legs from dropping off lol

And that is all for today.

lol BYE!

(Last photo because I sign off!)