Saturday, February 21, 2009

Finally! :D :D :D

Dating tips for my *cough* one guy friend, who's planning to make his move tomorrow (22 Feb, Sunday)!!! :D :D :D

DATING TIPS FOR HIM:
  1. Dress appropriately according to your own personal style. Do not overdress. Dress what you feel comfortable in. As in comfortable at being looked at, so NO oversized tee's you wear at home for couching.
  2. Bring enough cash to accomodate all your date's expenses, WHETHER OR NOT she intends for you to pay, is a different story. You should still be prepared with as enough and/or much cash as possible, it is only polite.
  3. Walk by her side, and not behind her or in front of her.
  4. Do NOT leave her out in anything you do. For example, let's say while walking you suddenly see a Superman pencil case you want, inform her beforehand and do not just dash to purchase it and leave her standing there wondering where you're headed.
  5. Look at her. As in, steal glances of her to make sure she's feeling comfortable (if she doesn't, alter the situation until she finds her ease) and not stare at her.
  6. Keep talking to her at appropriate intervals and never leave the situation hanging.
  7. Awkward silences, BANNED.
  8. Do not make sudden advances she may not be ready for. In example, hold her hand, hug her, kiss her, wipe stain off her lips, fix her hair, or any physical contact for that matter.
  9. Be decisive in your actions. Suggest places to have your meals and never force your date to decide where to go when she answers, "Anything."
  10. Offer her ice-cream halfway through the date. :D It works! :D (EDIT: When I say offer, I mean ice-cream that you've already bought. NOT offer her to go buy ice-cream and then you'll pay. Get what I mean? Give her the ice-cream. And on this one, you will just have to take a guess on the flavour she likes)
  11. Always be polite and speak to please the girl. (: Works everytime.
  12. Do NOT look at other girls under any circumstances. Pay attention ONLY to your date. Remember, she's the Queen of the day.
  13. Do not talk too fast or too much.
  14. Do NOT talk about yourself excessively. Make her the topic of your conversations, but of course, at estimation and to a certain appropriate extent.
  15. Never stop trying to decipher her feelings. Always try to figure out what she's thinking about.
  16. Exercise simple manners. Say "Thank you.", "I'm sorry." or any polite gestures when dealing with promoters, waiters or anybody you happen to be talking to.
  17. KEEP YOUR HANDPHONES TUCKED AWAY IN YOUR BACK POCKET OR SOMEWHERE. Do not hold it. It would seem as if your phone's more important to you than her, and you'll lose points. :P
  18. Do not text message while walking with her, if it's urgent, let her know and ask to be excused.
  19. Excuse yourself when you take calls, do not just answer and walk away. Inform her.
  20. Offer to pay for meals, movies and everything she'll be doing with you. Clothes, bags or her personal desires can be exempted.
  21. Pay attention to your date at ALL times.
  22. Put on a personality as if you're having a really good time. But do not fake your cheerfulness. :D
  23. Have fun!
Good luck, friend. :P I'll be back home praying for ya! Haha. :D :D :D

Ciao!

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2 comments:

Audrey Juicy Tits said...

Haha whut. I thought you were finally gonna go on your first date. WTH. GO FIND SOME BOYS TO DATE NOW!

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