HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY! =D

Went to Aeon today and got the bargain of a lifetime!

I think it has become common knowledge that besides shoes and bags and bottles and shirts and pants and food and gadgets, Jo-Yee's absolute favourite thing to splurge on is CARDIGANS! :D

Look what I got today! =D

The first one is of that colour commonly known as the Lala blue. But which I absolutely loooove!



A stream of photos of me modelling the Lala blue cardigan! WARNING!: Please do not projectile vomit.

=D

The second one is also one that I have been looking for for a VERY VERY VERY long time! :D

RED + BLACK striped cardigan!

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE IT! >_<

The third one is one I would like to call THE MOST AWESOME COLOUR EVER. Which of course in terms of Jo-Yee's common sense is the charcoal grey! It is my absolute favourite colour! :D (One day I must post all the photos of the stuff I have which are of this colour!)

Another stream of photos of me modelling THE MOST AWESOME COLOUR EVER.

Miss Tan Jo-Yee is a very very very very HAPPY person today! :D

And the reason is not because she bought THREE gorgeous cardigans, but it's the PRICE TAGS of those cardees that make her absolutely eupohrically extremely completely totally smelly awesomely HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY!

Lala blue cardigan: RM10.00
RED + BLACK striped cardigan: RM19.00
THE MOST AWESOME COLOUR EVER: RM10.00

Total: RM39.00 ONLY!

I ask you, BARGAIN NOT!

Sometimes I think I must be the luckiest girl alive. >_<

Ciao!

THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS LIVE IN MALAYSIA POSTPONED!

The 10th October 2009 gig in One Utama has been cancelled because Tyson's injured! Oh my God let's all pray for his speedy recovery!

And also that as compensation to us fans, we all get free AAR merchandise and VIP ticket holders (ME ME ME! Thanks to Ashley!) get to have lunch with the band! :D

Oh gosh, let's hope the concert will not be postponed to DURING SPM! D: And I've heard rumours that Bunkface and Lo are going to replace One Buck Short during the show? WTF?!

I know Bunkface and Lo are very good bands and singers and musicians and stuff, but;

I WANT ONE BUCK SHORT! D:

Get well soon Tyson! AMEN x 518185416984121

WHY I AM SO FAT! =D

Now... Who wants to know why I have sooooo much spare tyre hanging off of the sides of my body.......................?

Tadaaaaa! Just take a little glimpse of what I just bought within this few days!

Cornflakes and CHOCOLATE milk! My absolute favourite combination for breakfast!!! :D

Kickapoo! My absolute favourite soft drink! :D After Coke of course.

Peel Fresh Apple Juice with bits of aloevera! :D

NEW COLA LOT 100 GUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they taste like HEAVEN. I loooove Cola sweets! :D

YOGURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do not understand why people look at me weirdly when I say I like yogurt. THEY TASTE SO GOOD OK.

My NEW FAVOURITE CHOCOLATE: DAIM. And I assure you, that is EXACTLY how it tastes like; DAYYUMMMM! =D

Not convinced?


How about NOW?

And of course, SLURPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Yes I am a greedy person who bought two cups of Slurpee for myself NO LA. I was trying to take a picture for the RM6000 contest ok! Speaking of which, DON'T COPY MY IDEA HOR!

Oh! Baby Ryan wants to join the contest too! Okay I will help him send in his application! =D

Soooo.... All these are probably the reason why I am having such a bad cough + sore throat + flu.

Seriously, I don't know if you realise, but everything I bought is erm. Sweet.

But I love sweet stuff! How can you not?????

I know it's unhealthy and dangerous and everything bad but DON'T CARE! Eat first diet (or DIEt) later!!! :D :D :D :D :D

I know I should be drinking plain water instead of all these really bad for health food, but even so;

I made Mummy buy me a NEW MINERAL WATER BOTTLE! Hahahahahahahah what? This mineral water is on sale ok! (lie)

Okay that is all about my sweet tooth (TEETH, if you ask me) and spare tyre and shopping and Slurpee contest.

TIME FOR PHOTOS OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :D

My Mummy's reading glasses. =D

CAMWHORING IN THE CAR! (Ignore the bra strap thank you.)

Now, why do photos taken with iPhones look soooo much better? SOME MORE CANNOT BE SENT OVER TO REGULAR PHONES, having no Bluetooth! iPhones suck!

Unless, of course, if I have one. =D

And it has Bluetooth.

Wah, feels like it's been a long time since I camwhored with my Lumix in front of the mirror. :D

Ripley's Believe It Or Not! I bought the jacket I am wearing for only RM19!

And it's of awesome quality ok! Those thick thick material which usually cost about RM70 and above! What a bargain! DFO rocks!

Last photo!

Show you my gluttony face! =D

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so delicious! :D

HEY YOU!

Ciao!

Slurpee Slurpee Slurpee! (Only now I realise that the word PEE is in the word SlurPEE! EEEEEEEEE I will NEVER look at Slurpee the same way againnnnnn)

Today I went to 7-11 to buy Slurpee in hopes to get some inspiration on how to shoot the best photo of me slurrrrping away so that I can win the RM6000 prized contest.

Epic fail because I am as creative as a chicken trying to cross the road. (You know, when you ask why it crosses the road, the UBER UNCREATIVE and LAME answer is ALWAYS to get to the other side? Yes I am that lame.)

Only to realise when I came back home that I have been stalked!

Okay Jo-Yee, don't blow your own trumpet nobody is stalking you.

But what do you expect me to think wor since when I got online this Jeff suddenly came and;

Jeff: How was your Slurpee?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCARY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did he know!!!

But of course, it so happened that Jeff had been there SOMEWHERE (BECAUSE I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE HIM) (Or maybe I did but I just couldn't recognise him HAHA) watching and and............

He didn't even come to say Hi! D:

Haha. What a wonderful experience today. Okay good night I need to go to bed.

OY JEFF NEXT TIME SEE ME ON THE STREET REMEMBER TO SAY HI OK! Or not I call the police on you and charge you for furtive stalking!

Lalalalalalalalala ciao! (Don't know why that was necessary.)

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!:
I solemnly think this news I just found on the Internet fit the title more than my unusual oversleeping business.
A TSUNAMI FROM THE SOUTH PACIFIC STRUCK SAMOA YESTERDAY (Tuesday 6.48am). So far it has been confirmed that 82 lives have been claimed and many others still lost! It was caused by a 7.9 undersea earthquake! O_O
OMG. Let us all pray for the unfortunate victims and also that such fate would not land upon the rest of us. T__T God, if You are out there, please bless our souls!

OMG. Didn't I just say in my last post that I have NEVER overslept for school before? GUESS WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING.

I overslept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot believe it! I don't even know HOW I overslept since I have SIX ALARMS set and it's almost like a habit that I wake every two hours or so whenever I sleep.

This morning, I rolled around rolling rolling rolling then when I opened my eyes, thinking it was my usual two-hour break from sleep, I found out the skies were already bright and it was already 9 something am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sot one!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have an earthly idea how that could happen! And my promise of not skipping school is only, what, 1 day old? I am such a failure!!! How on earth did I oversleep??? I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!

Okay so, I think I do have an idea after all. I spent the whole of last night watching 家好月圆 (TVB's Moonlight Resonance) until about 4 am in the morning.

STILL. Two hours after that should be around 6 and I should have woken up and still be on time for school. BUT I DIDN'T WAKE UP!!!

I am going to die. I am going to set ten alarms tonight and put the loudest ringtones so that it would blast me awake for tomorrow. If I oversleep again, I tell you, you will never see the end of this 17-year-old bitch's life.

Ciao.

Don't ever ever skip school.

On Monday I had my last paper for trials. Biology paper 3 was alright, but it might have been because it was almost the same paper as the one we had during our Mid Terms. I found out on Monday itself that right on the next day, which is today, we would be having our pre-SPM. BM paper.

I was shocked because I hadn't known that we would have to sit for a BM paper right after the holidays. And during the 10 day holiday, I didn't pick up even one book to study. I am not saying that I would have picked up a book to study during the holidays if I had known we would have pre-SPM right away, but I would have still been a little more prepared and would NOT have taken the easy way out:

I skipped school. I skipped BM paper, thinking that everything would be fine, if only I skipped it. And since this wasn't trial, I figured it wouldn't be such a big deal.

Only after that I realised how stupid I am. I skipped Tuesday, so what? I still have to retake the paper. And how about the rest of pre-SPM? I still have ALOT of papers to go through with, so what am I supposed to do? Skip all of them?

Sometimes people really think very weirdly. And this is how people always make rushing decisions and then regret it half an hour later.

I woke up this morning and texted my friends to ask them was it really true that we were going to be having BM paper. Cherrie said yes. And I freaked out. Because I didn't figure I could write even a PARAGRAPH in BM, what more an entire essay? What more a FEW entire essays? I paced my room up and down this morning, I brushed my teeth and put on my bra, ready to go to school. But in the end I didn't. Because I was too scared.

Usually when I skipped school, it was because I didn't have enough sleep, or simply because I didn't want to go. I have never over-slept. I tell a bunch of lies to my school teachers in my absence letter. Overslept being the most popular. But that was never the case.

But this time, I was really scared of BM. I didn't know why I was so scared. I really don't know. I really regret skipping school today. But the saddest thing is how stupid I am to have thought that by skipping school, I would be safe from having to sit for BM. Because while everybody is already celebrating that they have fought through BM, I would have to take the paper alone.

That is even worse than taking it unprepared.

Why am I so stupid? Throughout this year, why did I think that by skipping school, everything will be fine by the time I return? Daddy called me today and asked "How was school?" I was SO GLAD that he didn't ask "How was school TODAY?" because or not I would have to either admit that I skipped school, or lie and say it was fine.

I don't know why I am so selfish. When I skip school, my Daddy gets really angry. My Mum gets really upset. My sister scolds me. And me? I lose track of all my syllabus. Why is it only NOW that I realise that skipping school is so STUPID?

From now on, even if it's only one and a half months more of school., I promise to never never skip school UNDER any circumstances. I used to say not skip school unless necessary. That didn't work because everytime I felt like skipping, I would convince myself that it was necessary, it was necessary when it actually wasn't!

Ga Jie, Mummy, Daddy, Aun Jie, Bat Leong, and everyone else who has hated me for skipping, I am sorry and I will never do it again.

LET'S GO FOR YAM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wah, damn fail la my life. I've been on holiday for a whole fucking week and I haven't got a single call from my friends. I am such a twat. What kind of a seventeen year old am I? Have you ever heard of a person one year short of being fucking legal staying at home rotting in front of the television instead of going out? Gosh this is what it's like when all your friends have already got their driving license and you haven't.

I don't understand la. Parents! Why are you grounding your teenage kids! They are supposed to be having fun! Come on la, I have been quite a rebellious kid my whole life and am often allowed to go hang out till the late hours of the night and seriously, nothing has ever happened to me. No, in fact, I have been in the first class my whole life, I haven't shot anyone and I certainly am not smoking or pregnant. Yes, I swear sometimes but is that really soooooooooooooo bad? And the sole reason for you to keep your kid locked up at home?

Okay fine, I admit I am only saying all these because I am feeling damn bored and jaded at home, doing nothing each day except waking up late and lying around watching TV or playing Pet Society. I know it is only what two months to SPM and I should be studying and not sitting around complaining but seriously, ADULTS, do you guys remember how BORING it is to study? To sit in front of a book and try to absorb the stuff into your brain? It kills!

Everyone is talking about what stupid experience they had in Australia, or Sunway Pyramid or Bukit Tinggi Aeon, or at a friend's place or whatever stupid place they were at and what have I got to boast about? NOTHING. When I turn on stupid MSN, NOBODY even comes to chat with me. When I send texts, nobody replies. EEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What is happening to me??? Am I so boring to hang out with? I am fun! Serious! People out there! Friends classmates random strangers Prince William God etc! Jio me out for yam cha I AM DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!