Omg.
Today we went to school in a strangely cold weather. I mean, we were so used to the scorching heat of the recent days that the cold and windy morning came as quite a surprise to us.
So in BM class, everyone was like practically restraining hard from falling asleep.
But there was this person in class who just like, popped her head on the table top and slept.
I mean, how disrespectful can you get?
The teacher was just standing there in front of her, teaching as usual and she had the courtesy to just sleep with her head resting on her arm.
And then while the class went on, I am pretty sure she kind of started snoring too, RIGHT IN CLASS.
And as if that isn’t bad enough, she started DROOLING.
OMG.
She drooled on and on, but apparently, she did not notice that Niagara Falls was coming out of her slightly agape mouth.
It was horrible!!! The saliva came down like not drop by drop, but it was kind of in a flow!!!
YUCK!!!
As she was sleeping so soundly, the teacher, being the kind and thoughtful teacher she is always known to be, just let her sleep peacefully until class ended.
But about 5 mins before the bell rang, that lazy pig woke up with a jolt and looked around blurrily as if angry because someone had disrupted her sleep.
She took a few seconds to regain her composure and that was when she realised that her arm was kind of drenched in her own saliva.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I mean, it was wet and you could clearly see the stains and patches of the water on her sleeve wtf?!
Fuck disgusting can!!!
And then she quickly wiped off the saliva on her arm with her skirt and pretended that everything was normal!
Gosh and it was saliva goddammit. It must have emanated some stinky smell too.
So when the bell finally rang, she gathered her things and walked out of class as if nothing was out of the blue.
I’m quite sure many people saw her drooling while she slept and noticed the saliva flood that came down her arm too.
And I swear this whole account is 100% true and I did not make anything up.
How embarrassing!
And you know what’s even more embarrassing?
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That person was me.
FML.
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