I think it is time to let you guys know that: Yes, I am a lesbian.

Yesterday I came back from MTV World Stage and arrived home at about 12am. MTV WORLD STAGE WAS AWESOME. As said in my Fcaebook status. Mosquitoes are biting my legs. I want to buy Ridsect.

You are asking, "This is impossible. It has been the 41st word and Jo-Yee has not used a single exclamation point. This is CRAZY."

Well that is because, I TOOK LOTS OF PHOTOS DURING MTV WORLD STAGE BUT MY PHONE JUST WOULD NOT LOAD THE PHOTOS INTO THE PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It gets like this sometimes, the stupid phone. Or stupid computer. Depending on which is the one causing the problem. Geesh.

And also, my body is aching like hell. As usual after every concert I go to. I think I am going to die.

Why do I always say that. It is not even funny. Some people are crippled with all sorts of illnesses and have been robbed of their childhoods and here I am making stupid predictions that I am going to die. A life is an opportunity. If you hate your life, well too bad. You're still alive. If you want to rebut by saying you can commit suicide, read the third line of this paragraph.

Just deal with the fact that some people are born into more affording families. Or happy families. Or whatever families you wish you were born into. After all, it is up to YOU to make YOUR LIFE happy. It does not only depend on what type of family you have.

Whatever. I don't know why I am being so philosophical and emotional.

I realise alot of people don't find my blog interesting is because of the way I write. People like reading blogs where the author writes exactly what they speak. For example, you want to blog about how you saw Tyson Ritter and he was damn hot with glitter on his arms even when he was wearing a RELA-coloured vest/singlet. Some people who blog might go, "OH GOSH. You will NOT believe what I just witnessed the other day. The heart-throb Tyson Ritter of the famous American band The All-American Rejects wearing a yellow fluorescent vest and had glitter smeared all over his arms! He was JAW-DROPPINGLY HOT I SWEAR." when in reality if they were going to report this to their friends verbally they would go, "OMG that day I saw Tyson Ritter wearing a RELA vest and got glitter on his arms some more! SO FUCKING HOT OKAY!!!" Because, well, we are Malaysians after all.

But then, I do write the way I speak! Only, I don't necessarily speak this way to everyone la. But then, I am sure alot of readers would get revolted if I wrote, "You know hor, just now when I go shee shee right, I saw a ga zua le! So scary...." Not that I use the stupid term SHEE SHEE to replace pee in my daily life. That would be disgusting. But mostly I write the way I speak. It's true. I mean, to people to whom I speak English, they might know la. But then to people to whom I speak Mandarin or Cantonese they might think I am trying too hard to make my post 'English-ish."

By the way. I think I am going to change my blogfont. This font is getting kind of boring. I don't know why I am making this blogpost so conversational. Probably because I feel very lonely and need someone to talk to. Some people *coughCHERRIEcough* don't even text me anymore. And so I have vowed to not text her ever again until she texts me.

This is not anger or childishness or whatever okay. We are like this. We like to play. I guess this is why so many people misunderstand my friendship with Cherrie. Because they simply just DON'T understand our friendship.

Therefore, to prevent anymore misunderstanding, I shall clarify that: CHERRIE LEE SUE JING and TAN JO YEE are NOT A COUPLE. (HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT TRICKED BY MY HEADER. Pervert. :P :P :P) I know it is crazy that this even needs clarification, but you wouldn't believe the number of people who have come up and asked us if we were a couple, plus all those who suspected we were a couple. Just because I like to hold Cherrie's hands when we walk DOES NOT MAKE US A COUPLE. Just because I like to lay my head on her shoulder DOES NOT MAKE US A COUPLE. Just because I always ask her to marry me DOES NOT MAKE US A COUPLE. Just because I sometimes call her my wife (I do this on purpose. More about it later) DOES NOT MAKE US A COUPLE. Just because whenever we go somewhere, we have to sit beside each other DOES NOT MAKE US A COUPLE. Just because I grab her all the time DOES NOT MAKE US A COUPLE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your eyes just fell out of its sockets. NO LA. I mean, just because I grab her all the time in concerts so that we wouldn't get separated in the monstrous crowd DOES NOT MAKE US A COUPLE. There are alot more of Just because....DOES NOT MEAN......s but I am too lazy to list everything down.

I don't know how you guys would get confused over my sexuality, because I make it quite clear that I LOVE men. Boys. Guys. I love buff and muscled men. Boys. Guys. I love hot, sexy, tall, gruff-voiced men. Boys. Guys. I don't like BOOBS for God's sake. They are NOT hot at all. I mean, I don't mind boobs but people with boobs do not get me romantically interested or sexually interested or whatever interested for that matter.

Just because I don't find homosexuality wrong, does not mean I am gay okay. This is so funny I cannot even laugh.

But I guess I cannot really blame people who misunderstand Cherrie and I. We can a little bit disgusting. HAHAHAHAHAHA. No, I mean like, when we first found out people thought we were a couple, we would grab any opportunity to clarify that we were JUST FRIENDS. But the questions became more frequent so we decided to fool them around. Like, "Are you guys a couple?" Then we would go, "DON'T TELL ANYONE." or, "Now only you know ar." or, "Cannot one meh." or "Oh shit. Cherrie, we better start being careful." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But nowadays we don't get these questions anymore. Not fun already. ): But we do still get accusing stares. :D

Anyways, I am going to watch Treeman: The Cure now on Discovery Channel. Treeman is the name they gave the Indonesian man, Dede who is diagnosed with an extremely rare fungal disease. Almost 90% percent of his body is covered with fungi and these fungi grow into shapes that look like treebarks. Hence the name.

Soooooo.....GO WATCH IT. Ciao! :D