Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I miss my Ga Jie.


:-(

*posted from the wild!

This is very sad.

Let me show you this conversation I had with a friend which led to serious argument.

It all started when Ryan asked Andrew why he hadn't got his birthday present. But it wasn't true. We got him his gift, he just wasn't around to take it. So, I said this:

Jo-Yee: dont give him. own birthday celebration also didnt turn up.

Which I am sure ALL OF YOU can see, it was meant to be a JOKE. Obviously.

And then, Ryan said this:

Ryan.: Its not like i dont wanna turn up alright ? & if they dont wanna give than dont. Im not despo for any present. So mind u , put urself in my position.

And I was actually very shocked that he got offended. So I said this:

Jo-Yee: erm. ok. maybe u should put urself and my position and see the joke. i was trying to be funny. sorry i wasnt.

Maybe I was being a little sarcastic there, but it was not because I didn't mean my apology. I was being sarcastic with the erm. ok. part because it WASN'T okay for me when he got offended, cos I was only JOKING and also, erm. ok. is a very popular quote among me and my friends; it's a very funny line in the book The Princess Diaries.

And then Ryan misinterpreted me AGAIN and said this:

Ryan.: I dont see any joke in there ? & i dint even ask for any of ur so " called " jokes in the first place. So prehaps u can cut down with ur craps.

And then I got offended.

Jo-Yee: it's not my FAULT u dont see any jokes in there. well i am sorry u cant take humour. dont worry, i wont create laughter anymore. it is so fun when everybody is MOODY right.

And the argument went on and on and on...

You see. I wasn't trying to humiliate Ryan, or embarrass him, or hurt him, or whatever. I was just trying to be funny. I was just cracking a JOKE. LIKE I ALWAYS DO. But I guess I am partially wrong too, because I understand the Principles of Humour, and one of them is:

Even if you meant to be funny, if someone misinterprets you (and doesn't find it funny), you are still in the wrong.

So throughout I was being quite civil. Cos the truth is, I hate to argue. I hate to be in bad terms with someone. Particularly my friend. I guess I should have just apologised profusely until he cooled down and then this argument wouldn't have happened.

But I've been through so much of this, where I don't take a stand for myself, and I am starting to feel like I am constantly being taken advantage of.

But I do regret feeding the argument, though. It shouldn't have happened. But I won't stoop as low to say that I was COMPLETELY wrong in this.

I apologised. That's all that matters.

Once again, Ryan, I am sorry. Whether or not you want to accept this. I just don't want to argue anymore. For ever.

Ciao.


So readers, what do you think? What should be done to end this argument?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Picture perfect!


LOOK AT SEOW WEI's FLORAL PRINTED MINI SURF SHORTS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

*posted from the wild!

You might want to know...

...how I scored for my 3rd Standardised Test. So here it is.

BM 90% A1
ENG
82% A1
MATH 96% A1
+MATH 80 A1
SEJ 85% A1
MORAL 80% A1
EST 80% A1

STARIGHT A1s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

OKAY FINE.

BIO 60% B4
CHEM 56% C6
PHY 40% E8

Happy now? As you can see, these are also the subjects which I did NOT score A for my previous Mid Terms too. So it is pretty obvious that these three subjects are the ones I need to put most work on, which pretty much proves that I am not fit to be a Pure Science student.

But I shall prove you WRONG! I will do WELL for my SPM and you will be sitting at home eating your words when you see me flounce around with my glowing SPM certificate!!!!!

I just hope I don't end up being the one who has to eat her words. Gulps.

No, I am confident! I am motivated! There is not much time to waste! I am NOT going to be a failure! I am NOT going to let anything get in the way of me and my glowing SPM cert! I am going to work my ass off and show my Mum that I am worth all the money she has spent on me my entire life!

I am not going to go for MTV World Stage (because I haven't even got the confirmation letter till now. Screw MTV)! I am not going for ANY outings starting from now except for dinner or breakfast! I am going to spend my weekends studying! I am going to abstain from sex GOING ONLINE (TO BLOG) unless absolutely necessary! UNTIL SPM IS OVER!

Think I can't do it? WATCH ME.

Ciao!

This is the most delicious thing I've ever cooked.


I swear.

*posted from the wild!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

SICK of EVERYTHING

I am in an excruciatingly bad mood. I am tired, exhausted and about to fall sick. I even gained weight these few days despite having had Aerobicthon practices two days for last whole week EXCLUDING the private ones I did at home. I sent out my MTV reply but I haven't got the confirmation letter. SPM is like THREE months from now and I haven't touched a single book. Stupid people seem to misunderstand me ALL THE TIME and especially when I am trying to be funny, they seem to perceive that I am being rude.

Some people just cannot take jokes can't they. And I mean even my friends in school. All they seem to do is like take offence to whatever I say. I mean COME ON I am JOKING. I am trying to have FUN. I am trying to PUMP UP the atmosphere cos GOD knows how tensed and pressured and stiff the class feels nowadays.

On top of that, I am also broke and I also just found out that my phone bill this month (or these FEW months, I HOPE) is RM162.20. I do not understand how I managed to use up the much amount on phone calls and stuff but apparently I did. My eyes are hurting and my whole body aches. I even have mild flu and I am really beginning to suspect that I have Flu (A).

There are so many things I want to do right now, but I cannot because of SPM. I am starting to feel more and more DISTANT with things and people I actually care about, because I have neither the time nor the capacity to actually hang out with them. And sooner or later I am going to explode and send millions of pieces of Jo-Yee across the world and the worst part will be no one will even NOTICE.

Plus, my History teacher told me the other day that the teachers have been talking about me during their meetings. They conclude that I have slipped overall in my studies and should buck up RIGHT NOW if I want to do well in SPM. I got so FREAKED OUT. Yes, despite what people think, I really DO care about SPM and it is like, my priority for now. Heck, it is not like I even have time to think about anything else.

I think I need to get somethings straight. I haven't been going to Church for quite some time now and the excuses I gave was because I haven't the time and my Mum doesn't allow. Surely some of my Church friends would be wondering why I am always free to go out with my friends and family but never to Church?

Okay now. I love CHC. I really do. It's just, when I said that I got no time, it is true. But what really is the reason that I have been skipping Church and CGMs is because my Mum has somehow begun to dislike the idea of me attending Church, and CGMs. Anyone who knows her will know that she is very firm and adamant with her religion. So the idea of her daughter reaching out to another religion when she doesn't pay much attention to the Gods at home, isn't very appealing to my mother.

And I understand her. My mum is not a fierce woman, but she is with her religion. I could go against her in ANYTHING and she wouldn't become as furious as she is if I go against her religion. So in a way I respect her too, because as long as I still live under her roof and spend her money, her rules are the ones I need to abide by.

So right now, it is best to just go along with what she wants.

My blog is DEAD. And my visitors per day have decreased from 30 something to 20 something and on weekdays, only about 15 or so. This is very embarrassing.

I don't know what is this feeling I have right now but I know that I am feeling very bothered. It is like the world is AGAINST me or something. What have I done wrong. SERIOUSLY. WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG.

I do not feel loved, because I do think that I deserve to be, as wrong as that sentence might sound. I WANT to feel loved. WHO DOESN'T. But somehow I feel very alone in this world. I feel like the sky is going to collapse on me and shield me from all happiness and suck out my joyous moments... I feel like I... got a Death Kiss from a Dementor. -_-

And I wasn't even trying to be FUNNY. YES, I CLARIFY THAT in case nutcases out there misunderstand me again. I have even lost my wit and tack. My blog is so going to die.

And it is already 12am. And I haven't even packed my bag. And I have school tomorrow. How am I going to survive? Don't ask, I don't even know myself.

Ciao.

MTV WORLD STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I am trying very hard to not boast but I just got THIS e-mail from MTV...


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And guess what/what does that mean....?
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No, only that...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BE JEALOUS PEOPLE!!! Not just ANY ticket, MOSH PIT TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MTV ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*but the hard part is HOW to get my Mum to let me go...hmm...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

My new dining table!!!


Such a beautiful thing looks conspicuously out of place in my er, not so pretty house.

No, I just miss my apartment and can't wait to move back there. :-(

*posted from the wild!

Monday, July 20, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, I wasn't the only one who skipped school today. About 11 from 5 Science 1 skipped school tooooo!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But well, you can't really blame us, we were all infected by Biology H2N2 Influenza (B).

Hahahahaha this is history man!

On the way to airport!


Fetching sister to airport, she's going back to Penang. :-(

*posted from the wild!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

My dinner!


I cooked maggie mee with omelet! Onion and luncheon meat cubes omelet! :-D

*posted from the wild!

I AM SO STRESSED UP RIGHT NOW.

WARNING: Long ranting post ahead. (which equals boring post la jor)

I really hate the school for having so many stupid co-curricular activities. It's almost like every MONTH that they have some stupid activity which clashes with classes. NONE of my teachers have finished teaching the whole syllabus even. And what are we, like less than FOUR MONTHS to SPM?

I know some of them are orders from the Ministry of Education or something. Even so, DON'T INVOLVE THE FORM 5's LA. And don't tell us all that shit about how if we are capable of planning our time and all that it wouldn't affect our SPM. But that's just what you EXPECT us to do right? Try to plan our time. What if we fail? Have you EVER thought about that? We are putting our SPM at risk you know!

Aerobicthon? STUPID STUPID STUPID. If you want to have it then don't involve the Form 5's la! Or if you want the Form 5's to participate then DON'T MAKE THEM PEOPLE WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF THE STUPID CHOREOGRAPHY AND ALL THAT LA. What are the teacher's doing??? Or why can't the Form 4's do it??? I know we Form 5's are the ones who are holding the high posts and all that but haven't we done enough for the House for the first semester?? If this goes on, how are we going to concentrate on studying??? We are already very stressed up as it is!

I am feeling so stressed right now. I feel like killing myself. I just got involved in an accident yesterday that made me realise if I died, it wouldn't be such a bad thing after all. For a split second I was actually convinced until I realised I would miss all the fun post-SPM plans I made with Cherrie. Great, now my purpose for continuing to live is Cherrie.

Just like how I was supposed to hold an ELS meeting last Friday. And I only made the announcement on that Friday itself. My ELS teacher came up and told me that I was irresponsible. Okay I know. But I did try to make the announcement the entire week okay! I initially planned to announce that the meeting was on on Wednesday. But then I overslept and missed school. And then I thought I had one more day to make the announcement which was Thursday but luck was totally not on my side because I OVERSLEPT AGAIN and arrived at school only at what, 9.00am? By then assembly was already over and I couldn't make the announcement.

I know it was all my fault for oversleeping but COME ON LA I did not CHOOSE to oversleep okay. Plus, she made it seem like I wasn't fidgeting the whole week because of this meeting. She made it seem like I hadn't paid any importance to this meeting at all. I DID OKAY. I am SCARED of my ELS teacher. So I wouldn't DARE to get on her bad side. When I told her of my reasons, she asked why couldn't I have called Cherrie and told her to make the announcement instead.

I almost wanted to answer, BECAUSE I COULDN'T. HOW could I call Cherrie when she was in school???????? I am so upset right now. She should have scolded me for oversleeping but NOT that I was irresponsible. Because in the end SHE DID NOT EVEN TURN UP FOR THE MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gosh. As if that is NOT ENOUGH, poof! there is AEROBICTHON. Which meaning equals to THE STUPIDEST EVER PROGRAMME FOR ALL STUDENTS OKAY FINE FOR FORM 5 STUDENTS WHO CARE ABOUT SPM ONLY. I mean, I am totally fine with this idea, because ANYTHING that replaces Hari Kantin deserves credit except probably for A BALL (I HATE BALLS DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON IU DAY). But then isn't it more LOGIC to have Aerobicthon earlier in the year??? If there isn't enough time then DON'T HAVE IT LA. Or DON'T involve the SPM-takers. Let them peacefully FINISH their syllabus and do well for SPM.

And the stupidest thing? The teachers actually BLAME the students when they cannot finish their syllabus. HELLO. How are students in control of that, please explain? HOW are we in charge of whether or not a teacher enters class to teach, or if there is a STUPID ACTIVITY ON ON THAT DAY??? NO. In fact, we would LOVE to finish the syllabus and not get involved with stupid Hari Koperasi, Hair Sukan, Merentas Desa, AEROBICTHON, stupid club and society meetings. I don't take tuition and I am already feeling so stressed up. Imagine those who take tuition FIVE DAYS A WEEK. I am surprised they haven't collapsed and died.

And if you think I have brought this all unto myself, you are wrong. Because I DID NOT CHOOSE TO BE ELS's PRESIDENT. I DID NOT CHOOSE TO BE CAPTAIN OF TITIWANGSA. I DID NOT CHOOSE ANYTHING. The students nominated me and voted for me and when I wanted to back out, the teacher freaking threw me menacing glares and offensive remarks on what a quitter I was. Come on la. If I don't want the post, don't make me do it. I wouldn't have the PASSION FOR IT. And in the end who suffers? THE WHOLE SOCIETY.

I realise it is a bit too late to talk about this. But then, I have been bottling this up for the past 6 months okay. I mean, I do love my ELS, and Titiwangsa. And I can't say that I didn't embrace my posts at some point of my reign but STILL. I just CANNOT tolerate useless activities. If you want to have these stupid activities, then open the participation to people who actually WANT to do it la. Don't FORCE those who AREN'T INTERESTED AT ALL to partake la. And the teachers? They just sit by the corner doing nothing and claiming all the credit should the House or Society they are responsible over manages to succeed in something. Not to say all of them are like that, because Puan Parimala, teacher for Jerai actually DOES her job. But then the rest of the House teachers? NOTHING.

Why can't they have an Aerobicthon where the teachers think of the choreography or invite someone from outside of school or even TEACHERS WHO KNOW HOW TO DO AEROBICS to perform the stupid aerobics performance and then everyone in school just follows and then everything is done and completed and happy at the end of the day? I'll tell you why. Because the teachers are SMART. They don't want to be tied down with such a responsibility so they throw everything at students. The STUDENTS will have to conduct practices, recruit participants, think up choreography, design T-shirts and practically EVERYTHING ELSE.

If there is one thing I have in common with Miss Biology, then it is the fact that we BOTH think that co-curricular activities are a waste of time. Okay not all, but most of them. Because if the teachers want to say that they are helping the students who aren't so good academically cope with things other than education and at least have something they are good at and that not all education takes place in the classroom and all that shit, then BULLSHIT. PUN INTENDED. Because in the end they only choose back the students who are from the first classes to join the activities because they know WE give a damn about our academic and that with just a flick of their wand, I mean pen, (sorry I just watched Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince today) they could write really mean stuff on our testimonials and then we are doomed for life.

They could use that to BLACKMAIL us. Because they know we CARE. And that we RESPECT them. They know if they forced the back class students to participate in stupid co-curricular activities they would just be IGNORED and that is why the teachers CHOOSE to force the good classes' students INSTEAD. Because we WOULD DO IT. And then in the end what happens to their theory of helping those students who aren't so good academically? GONE.

At least give us CHOICES la. THINK from our point of view. WALK IN OUR SHOES. We are VERY STRESSED OUT right now. We are almost dying. We don't even have TIME to do our homework. And even if we do, we DON'T HAVE TIME to REVISE for SPM. And suddenly the school drops the bombshell that there will be THREE SPM trial exams this year. And it starts in AUGUST. And all our time is taken up by STUPID AEROBICTHON PRACTICES AND SOCIETY MEETINGS AND UNIFORM UNIT ACTIVITIES. I am going to die now I am serious.

I can't even go to CHURCH now or even CGMs without worrying that I should be using the little time I have left to finish my HOMEWORK or oh, I don't know, REVISE FOR SPM????!?!??!!!??!!

Gosh, give us some space man.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Our car just got knocked!


More about it later.

*posted from accident scene!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Am at the airport now! :D


Picking sister up!!!!!

*posted from the wild!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY AEROBICTHON T-SHIRT!!!!!!


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LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH. MY. GOD.

APRIL TAN HAN YEE, if you are reading this, you HAVE to go to this page:

This is about DUNCAN MATTHEW JAMES (please hold on to a pole or something, lest you faint or get a sudden heart attack or something)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

CUTE tag!

Your real name?
Tang Jo-Yee

Your gangsta name (first three letters of real name and add -izzle)?
Tangizzle. OH.

Your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal)?
Black Snake. OH.

Your star wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name)?
Yeeta. Hahahahahaha. Sounds like a Chinese name.

Your superhero/criminal name (second favourite color and favourite drink)?
White Water. Ah! I like! :D

Your iraq name (second letter of your first name, second letter of your last name, first letter of your last name, second letter of your mom's name, third letter of your dad's name, last letter of your mom's first name)?
Aeyuaj. Okay now. How do you pronounce this???

Your witness protection name (parents middle names)?
Wai Sway. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your goth name (black and the name of your pets)?
Black Shendell/Sapphire/Fish. My fish's name is just fish.

Your hood name (first three letters of your first name and add -iqua)?
Tangiqua. Cute!

Such an adorable tag! I was so sad when it finished! ):

Monday, July 13, 2009

I promised!

Now, I promised to post the link of Robert Pattinson's kiss scene with a man from his movie Little Ashes. But I changed my mind...
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Because I'm going to instead post the CLIPS here! :D (I don't know why I am acting like everyone is as excited as I am to watch this. In fact, the opposite true)

This is the tralier to the movie. The movie is quite fascinating if you ask me because it's apparently based on a true story! :D :D :D


LITTLE ASHES



I googled this movie and I found that it is Rated-R which translates to "A film with this rating requires a viewer under the age of 17 to have a parent or other adult guardian accompanying the viewer. May contain very strong language or strong sexual emphasis, strong explicit nudity, strong violence and gore, or strong drug content."

Which is totally fine because I am 17 years and four months old! So my baby readers (lucky Jeff cos he just turned 17 a few days ago! But it's not like he would view this clip OBVIOUSLY), please do not view the following clip until you're 17 okay?

Heck as if you all are going to listen.

So, BEHOLD!




I find this clip very fascinating okay. And it's not actually a sex scene. I mean, it's a very slight and faint love scene (BIG difference with sex scene), it's more to kissing than actual sex (it's Rated-R la). So ENJOY! :D :D :D


Ciao!

Cedric vs. Edward


I watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire recently and damn! was it hard to concentrate on the fact that OKAY. THIS IS HARRY POTTER. NOT SOME VAMPIRE MOVIE. THIS HOTTIE HERE IS CEDRIC DIGGORY AND NOT EDWARD CULLEN.

Though honestly speaking, Robert Pattinson only looks hot from some angles. And alright, his Cedric character is immensely charming, though I can't say the same for Edward, having not watched the movie even till now. Hehe. I only read Twilight, and I thought Edward was merely the typical Too-Good-To-Be-True guy. I mean, tall, glorious, hot, nice AND a vampire? That's too much sexiness blended into one.

But I'd really like to see the movie though, cos I've heard that it's quite good. And I wouldn't mind seeing Cedr- I mean Edward's face in any movie. Even more so eversince I (recently) found some clips of him being a gay character in a movie with some kiss scenes!!!!! I promise I'll post the links here next time! :D

Okay enough about Pattinson. I need to go to bed now. Ciao! ;-)

*posted from the wild!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Funny.


I went to Pin Chou and ordered 'teh Cina ais'. I was issued a receipt. -_- But I guess the funnier thing is the fact that the staff's name was Lian. Cos when I walked past the cashier, I could totally see why.

*posted from the wild!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

My LURVE Affair with - Oh, just read the post alright!

This is a story of a presumptuous blogger.

Presumptuous because the title 'blogger' is supposed to be earned and not claimed.

Anyways, this blogger's name is Tang/Tan Jo-Yee. No she only has one father; it's only her name that was spelled wrongly last time. When she was born last time in Damo Clinic situated off the coast......

Readers: OMG START THE FREAKING THING ALREADY!

Alright alright. No need to shout. This presumptuous blogger is quite a scaredy cat you know.


So, ONE DAY, Jo-Yee went to school very happily, much like the way Pinocchio hopped and skipped to school on his first day. Only, Jo-Yee was holding Twisties Lurve Multi-grain Chips in her hands, and not an apple. Jo-Yee looked like a giant balloon rolling in all directions when she hopped but still she continued rolling, I mean hopping, anyway.

Jo-Yee loved spelling. When she entered class, you could imagine her joy when she saw the words 'SPELLING' emblazoned on the black board. All the students took their seats and soon their teacher, Mr Jolubaba, gave them the first word.

"Spell 'love'," he said.

Jo-Yee was fidgeting in her seat by then. That was because she did not know how to spell the word! So hastily, she tore open her Twisties Lurve Multi-grain Chips and grabbed a mouthful of chips and stuffed them into her humongous mouth. (Twisties Lurve always keeps Jo-Yee calm and happy and able to think of how to spell words. That's the power of these chips) Only then she realised on the packet that the word 'Lurve' was written there! Happily munching the chips in her mouth, she quickly wrote down l-u-r-v-e on her paper and prayed silently to whoever who founded the name to this awesomely delicious chips.

Once Jo-Yee reached home that day, she immediately went online and started to blog about how Twisties Lurve saved her life. (since you know, spelling is Jo-Yee's life) She was so happy she even joined the Nuffnang Twisties Lurve Contest!



In honour of how it saved her life! :D



She started to spell love as LURVE from then on!






























So now you know how badly she wanted to win the contest! Cos she wanted to be FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA








A few days later, Jo-Yee received an e-mail from Nuffnang saying that she had won the Twisties Lurve contest because of her stupidity in not knowing how to spell the word love they L-U-R-V-E HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since then, Jo-Yee lived happily ever after. And she never realised that the word LOVE was spelled as LOVE and not LURVE. The end.

JOR okay I lied. Jo-Yee did has not won the contest yet. Pleeease let me win la..... I promise I won't ever use Pinocchio as example anymore. Pleeaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I LURVE YOU NUFFNANG!!!!!!!!!!! No I am not ass-kissing!!! (how did you guess???)

I hope I win because I cannot stop buying Twisties Lurve Chips now eversince the first time I bought them!!!

Who's the world's greatest camwhore?!


*posted from the wild!

Friday, July 10, 2009

My first magazine-purchased tee!!!


I knew I was taking a huge risk by ordering this as I was told the only remaining sizes were S and M. However, I still persisted on buying because I love cars on t-shirts! And I was very excited about buying my first magazine-ordered tee!

But then when the tee came I was terribly disappointed cos it was too small for my fitting! So sadly I went home and casually just tried it on and miraculously it fitted! Only it's abit too short, as you can see.

But it's alright, it's still gorgeous! Jo-Yee is happy! :D :D :D

Ciao!

*posted from the wild!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Stupid.

Oh my God. It's finally happened, hasn't it.

Disgrace.

Let's see if the FREAKING GRADES become better in 2012. Even if they do, WHAT IS THE FREAKING POINT? Do Malaysians become SMARTER PEOPLE?

NO!

TAG! It's been so loooong!

STEP ONE:
Spell your name with songs;
Just The Girl
Over-protected
You Are Not Alone (in favour of the late Mr Jackson!)
Everything I’m Not
Everytime


STEP TWO:
Name: Jo-Yee
Birth Date: 18 March 1992
Nickname: Joey, - Most popular: Joey ar
Eye Colour: Black and boring
Hair Colour: Dark brown and boring
Star Sign: Pisces

STEP THREE:
The shoes you wore today
; My school shoes
Your weakness(es)
; Boys who flirt/sing/are hot/sexy/tall/gorgeous ;) I AM JOKING – Oh you mean that weakness- My procrastinating habit, then
Your fear(s)
; Failing, being cashless, moneyless, poor, ugly
Your perfect pizza
; Island Supreme with lots and lots of Thousand Island sauce and onions!!!! (what? I LIKE onions okay!)


STEP FOUR:
Your best physical feature?
; My eyes! :D Or my height! ;)
Your bedtime?
; After 2am


STEP FIVE:
This Or That…

Pepsi or Coke?
Carlsberg
McDonald’s or Burger King?
CARL’S JUNIOR
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?
Teh Ais
Chocolate or Vanilla?
GREENTEA
Cappuccino or Coffee?
GREENTEA FRAPPUCCINO WITH CHOLOCATE CHIPS – OMG *drools*

STEP SIX:
Do You…
Smoke?
; Big FAT NO
Sing?
; Of course!
Dance?
; Ahem.
Take a shower everyday?
; OBVIOUSLY
Have a crush?
; Erm…
Do you think you’ve been in love?
; No
Want to go to college?
; University! :D Okay fine if college also I sapu but must be CHEAP! ;
Like(d) Sceondary School?
; YES! And in about five months I will not have to bracket the ‘d’! :D :D :D Okay I am not excited about graduating High School but I’m excited about FINISHING SPM
Want to get married?

; Is it necessary? I mean, seriously. Just stick with the guy for life enough la. No need to suffocate in red cheongsam and YAAMMMMMM SING until vomit
Get motion sickness?
; Nopes. And I’m proud of it ;)
Think you're a health freak?
; At times
Get along with your parents?
; Yups!

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month have you…
Gone to the mall?
; Yups!
Eaten the entire box of Oreo?
; No
Eaten Sushi?
; Yes! :D
Been on stage?
; Er. Yes! :D
Gone skating?
; OMG it’s been so long now that you mention!!!
Made homemade cookies?
; Nopes
Gone Skinny-dipping?
; NEVER except if its in own bathtub. HAHAHAHAHA
Stolen anything?
; Yes. My sister’s imitation white Gucci handbag :D

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…
Played a game that required removal of clothing?
; Hahahahahahahahaha NOT YET!
If so, was it mixed company?
; It would be or not where’s the fun? :P
Flashed anyone?
; Haha NO. Been flashed got la JOKING I AM JOKING
Been beaten up?
; No!
Shoplifted?
; NEVER!

STEP NINE:
Age you hope to be married
; I shall assume your marriage to be = fully committed to your partner. So, the answer is, whenever we’re ready. (:
Number of children
; As many as I can afford! :D
Describe your Dream Wedding
; Night out with closest friends and family! :D
What country would you most like to visit?
; SWITZERLAND TO SEE THE ALPS!!! CANADA FOR THE HOTTIES!!!

STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex..
Best eye colour?
; GREY!
Best hair colour?
; Hazel brown! Gosh, so sexy! But any colour that’s suitable for the bloke la of course
Short hair or long hair?
; Whichever’s suitable! But for now I think I prefer short
Height
; Taller than me by at least 3 inches thanks very much


STEP ELEVEN:
Number of people you could trust
; For now: 1 or 2 if it includes me
Number of CDs that you own
; LOADS. Because I once won a contest on Galaxie Magazine and my gift was a CD hamper! :D
Number of tattoos
; Not yet
Number of piercings
; In total: 9 on the ears


Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday?
; My classmates, my teachers, my Mum
What woke you up this morning?
; My alarm tone! – Bowling For Soup – When We Die
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
; Hopefully (:
Do you like anybody?
; I likes lots of bodies! Okay that sounds wrong – I like lots of people! :D


THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public?
; Gosh, thankfully no
Passed out because of alcohol?
; HAHAHAHA NEVERRRRR - that’s like my life’s principal okay!
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?
; About how your UPPERCASED ‘RIGHT NOW’ scared me
What kind of home would you like?
; A small and cosy and nice one! :D
What do you want to be when you grow up?
; Erm. A MOGUL. Okay I am joking. I just want to be someone who can buy whatever she wants whenever she wants it without having to worry about anything at all! :D Hey that’s a tough goal okay. And kind of sounds like a mogul if you think about it.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
; Dating the hottest handsomest smartest nicest most sought-after guy in the whole entire world. And then dumping him because he is not rich. HAHAHAHAHA Okay la. Cancel the dumping him part :P
Do you like candy necklaces?
; You mean those edible ones???
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
; I just fell over the two Christmas trees my Mum brought home the other day just now. And yes, they are still lying pathetically in the middle of the hallway because nobody is hardworking enough to go install it. MUM’S FAULT. WHO ASK HER TO BRING THE TREES HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE???
Do you listen to music every day?
; Kind of
Do you still go trick or treating?
; I’ve never been before! So sad! ):
What was the last thing you ate?
; Vegetarian noodles
Are you a fast typer?
; YES and I typed that in 0.000000000000000001seconds, just to prove it to you
Whats your favorite type of soda?
; Coke
Have you ever moved?
; Yes. And I HATED it. I wanna move back to my apartment. ):
Have you ever won an award?
; HAHAHAHA YES. And I am PROUD
Are you listening to music right now?
; Nopes
How long ’till your birthday?
; More than half a year. Shoot. Not that I want to grow older. I just want the presents HAHAHAHAHA
When were you the saddest in your whole life?
; Erm. I forget *tip-toes away*
What time is it?
; 6.13pm
Do you use Ebay to buy or sell?
; Haven’t tried but would love to! :D
Who makes you mad?
; Selfish people
Have you ever heard a song written about you?

; OMG that would be the sweetest thing! Yes, my ‘would’ answers your question
Something you want to happen in 2009?

; PASS SPM WITH FLYING COLOURS!!! DRIVING LICENCE!!! WATCH HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE!!!

HONESTY SECTION
Honestly, what colour is your underwear?
; Wait let me check – WHITE! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Honestly, what’s on your mind?
; You
Honestly, what are you doing right now?
; Digging my nose
Honestly, have you done something bad today?
; HAHA Yes I did!
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
; Michelle! (:
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
; Not really
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
; Failing to fulfill my goals
Honestly, do you bite your nails?
; NEVER
Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
; Yes. I eat too much NO I DON’T
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
; Kind of
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now?
; Haha not really
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?
; I don’t call someone I don’t like ‘my friend’
Honestly, are you in denial?
; Haha no
Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat?
; I don’t even get up in the middle of the night when my bladder is about to burst, much less eat
Honestly, do you like anyone?
; YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS
Honestly, does anyone like you?
; Oh I wish/hope/want/desire! ;) Gosh, I am such a slut


ANGER SECTION
What do you do when you’re mad?
; Slam the door and bury my head in my pillows
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?
; Say things I don’t mean. But to come to think of it, I don’t really lash out. It’s just not who I am
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
; Erm. Yes
Do you swear when you’re mad?
; Haha. Sometimes


CRYING SECTION
When was the last time you actually cried?
; Just now when I saw a Michael Jackson tribute on TV *sobs*
Ever cried yourself to sleep?
; When I was very very very young. I kind of went to one corner and cried and then I just fell asleep. And get this - no one even noticed. -_-
Do certain songs make you cry?
; Not really cry, but all choked up yes. (: Like Faber Drive – Second Chance for instance
What usually makes you cry?
; When people refuse to trust me


HAPPY SECTION
Are you usually a happy person?
; Of course! It’s never a day when I don’t laugh! Except of course if that particular day I am not with Cherrie, then it's possible
What makes you the happiest?
; MONEY SHOPPING A1s CLOTHES BAGS SHOES GADGETS GREENTEA FRAP WITH CHOCOCHIP PADINI CONCEPT STORE VINCCI 70%-OFF 50%-OFF
Do you believe in yourself?
; Yups. Very much (:
When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?
; OBVIOUSLY. I DIE ALL THE TIME for people to say I look pretty HAHAHAHAHAHA


Ciao!

OMG! Do my school teachers read their students' blogs???

I just found out that some of my teachers read blogs. Jeff's told me before that the teachers in his school do so, but I never really thought that my teachers were that computer-savvy. I mean, I've always imagined them to be really good housewives when they are not in their teacher mode, or merely the typical manja girlfriend outside of school compound. I never thought that they'd go around reading their students' blogs!

I mean, isn't that like a total violation of our rights to privacy? I mean, it would be totally fine if they read our blogs in their normal-human-being mode, but imagine if they were reading them in their teacher mode! And then use the stuff we write here as blackmail material to get us to do their bidding!

Alright alright I know I sound like a total drama queen. But I am just really surprised you know. I mean, we're not only STUDENTS when we live our lives you know. We are NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS. And we have our rights to rant and moan all we want in our blogs if we want to. We have the right to complain about teachers you know, I mean, if they did anything wrong or whatever. I mean, as long we're not defaming them then I guess it is fine right. God, please tell me I'm right.

Probably it's cos when we're students, we're supposed to be nice and obey whatever our teachers say and all that, and so everything our teachers do IS correct anyway so we shouldn't have anything to complain about them. But then, we are not ROBOTS you know, we're actually humans. You can judge us through our blogs, no problem, but DON'T channel your judgement to how we perform in school. We're just being ourselves, teens. As long as we're not doing anything wrong, then it is OF COURSE fine right to talk about teachers?

Like how I am not satisfied with the way my English teacher marks my papers for instance. Am I supposed to keep quiet about it for the rest of my life? Don't I have a right to voice out my opinions as well? I can at least talk about it right. I mean, since I'm not taking any actions against my English teacher, it is pretty obvious that all I meant to do when I ranted about her was just that, to rant. Cos I don't hate my teachers. Seriously, I don't. It's just, I don't see why I can't talk about them here, in MY blog. My PRIVATE HAVEN. My SANCTUARY. My, oh whatever it is la it's still mine.

Sure it's wrong to publish untrue stuff about people, spreading rumours and tarnishing someone's image and all that. But I've never done that. And also I know it is not completely right to talk about something, just because it's the truth if it hurts someone. One particular incident taught me that. But I'm still going to stick by my opinion that it is ALRIGHT to talk about my teachers, whether they are GOOD stuff or BAD stuff because (they are not hurtful stuff la, I just rant!), this is life man. EVERYONE's talking about EVERYONE. It's just how the world goes round.

I stick to my opinions, but if I find out later on that I'm wrong, I would change them. But for now, I don't see what the big fuss is about when we talk about our teachers. Yea, we have to respect them, but what has talking about them have anything do with whether or not we respect them? I mean, so we respect this person and when we feel dissatisfied about said person we're just supposed to shut up about it?

As long as what I'm reporting is 100% true from what I observe, I really don't see anything wrong in reporting it. Unless of course if it hurts the other person. But come on, we can't please the whole world. Try listening to what your students have to say about you, and then YOU try to see the error in YOUR ways for once instead of always trying to teach your students. Which is kind of oxymoronic for me to say, since you guys ARE teachers after all. But still. Think about it. We kids are human beings too. You can't expect us to lock all our emotions inside right?

And if you're talking about how when there's a problem we should confront that person, then BELIEVE ME, some things are best to just be left un-discussed. Cos imagine, IS a teacher ABLE to listen to his/her student complain about him/herself and not defend him/herself? NO. When we complain to a teacher FACE-TO-FACE of what we DON'T like about said teacher, all we students get will be a LONG patronising lecture on respecting the elders, and then before we get sent to disciplinary classes, we will have to sign some papers saying we ACCEPT the penalty marks given to us when in reality we DON'T ACCEPT them at all.

I'm not saying ALL teachers are like that. But most HUMAN BEINGS in general WOULDN'T be able to take it anyway if a younger person tries to make them see the error of their ways. Cos it's human instinct that we ALWAYS feel that we're more superior to the other person, what's more when the other person is actually YOUNGER than us. So get what I mean?

Anyways. It's kind of presumptuous of me to write a long ranting post dedicated to my teachers as if I am already SURE that my teachers do read MY blog. Still. You never know. Plus, I am PROUD of my blog, so I wouldn't mind if one of my teachers DO stumble across joeyjoeldavid.blogspot.com, only, you know, it depends on who the teacher turns out to be.


And THIS, is a picture of a dead shark.

Ciao.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Yes you got that right.


Sejarah Tingkatan 4. You should have been able to tell right away anyway, if you noticed how bored my face looked. Ugghhh....

*posted from the wild!

Guess what I'm reading...


*posted from the wild!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Look!


This is the mess that is my bed. A happy mess however, when I see Meg Cabot books and my gorgeous white bible. And my gorgeous imitation white Gucci handbag which I stole from my sister. And my Biology textbook. And my academic report file.

No actually I'm not so happy when I see my report file cos my Mid Term results suck. :-(

Ciao.

*posted from the wild!

I absolutely love this song!

This song was released a few years ago and having recently heard it on radio again, I decided I HAVE to give it some credits for being such an awesomely cute song!

And oh yes! It's in Cantonese. By Twins (yes, one of whom was involved in the Edison Chen scandal) and Boyz. Both from Hong Kong. (:

Title of the song is in Mandarin, "Shi Xing Bu Gai", which in Cantonese is, "Sei Seng Bat Goi". Okay I know my Pin Yin very bad but that is what it sounds like ma! Haha. In English it means, erm, unwilling to change a (bad) habit. Or something like that. :D



Enjoy!

And for those other bananas out there who would like to sing along, this is the Pin Yin lyrics, closest to the actual one that I can find! (:

(Verse 1)
joi gin liu "ngo dik chung ngoi" sui yuen jip sau che jung yi ngoi nei jan ngo tin sang ho ngoi but yuen hon chu ngo lei hoi


tung boon ya wa ngo soh hei foon sau choh ning yuen ching dik choi seung ngo


(Chorus)
yan tin sang gan boon do but ho yi ngoi sei san bin dik yat goh mo noi nei jui gau chi gik ngo faan si ya ji do ngo gei doh hak sum dik gaau so ngo yik ngaai dak gwoh loi sing fung loi dim fo jau gik do ngo moh

sui luen ngoi jau doh jeung ngoi sei sing ngo but seung goi yu ngo mut yau nei dik ngoi ngo mut faa woot dak loi ching yan dik chuen choi si ngo chung loi do ji choi naan choi ngo gung sau yeung ngoi

(Verse 2)
ngo pa ho yat but ho choi naan do nei bei ngoi do yau hoi ngo kok sun tin jan but wui choh wai lik wui yi saan tin hoi

tung boon ya wa ngo soh hei foon sau choh ning yuen ching dik choi seung ngo

(Chorus)
yan tin sang gan boon do but ho yi ngoi sei san bin dik yat goh mo noi nei jui gau chi gik ngo faan si ya ji do ngo gei doh hak sum dik gaau so ngo yik ngaai dak gwoh loi sing fung loi dim fo jau gik do ngo moh

sui luen ngoi jau doh jeung ngoi sei sing ngo but seung goi yu ngo mut yau nei dik ngoi ngo mut faa woot dak loi ching yan dik chuen choi si ngo chung loi do ji choi naan choi ngo gung sau yeung ngoi

(Chorus)
yan tin sang gan boon do but ho yi ngoi sei san bin dik yat goh mo noi nei jui gau chi gik ngo faan si ya ji do ngo gei doh hak sum dik gaau so ngo yik ngaai dak gwoh loi sing fung loi dim fo jau gik do ngo moh

sui luen ngoi jau doh jeung ngoi sei sing ngo but seung goi yu ngo mut yau nei dik ngoi ngo mut faa woot dak loi ching yan dik chuen choi si ngo chung loi do ji choi naan choi ngo gung sau yeung ngoi

Ciao!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Since I'm such a slut and all that...

Today's post is gonna be all about me me me and ME. :D :D :D

As if all other posts aren't but whatever.

TODAY we're gonna talk about...... something EVERYBODY likes, girls AND boys alike, as much as they like to deny it... and that is.....
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CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now a stream of pictures of clothes that I bought over the weekend! :D Is everyone as excited as I am?????? YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D



Ahem. Please do not avert your attention to something else that may be squatting around. This is from VJ and it looks so cute paired with my white shorts right. :D But then again, ANYTHING looks good when I wear it paired with my cute white shorts! :D :D :D

My rating: 8/10



This is somewhat like an overall that I found in Padini! SO CUTE RIGHT. And it was a TOTAL BARGAIN! RM26 ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because it was in the 70% off rack! I am so lucky!!! :D :D :D



Looks so cute when paired with my Converse right? (: Love it!

My rating: 8/10



Mum complains that I have too much flab hanging out so I'd better wear something inside it. I got VERY offended (more about this flab issue later) but when I paired it with this striped red blouse I was like, Oh, not bad! :D

My rating: 8/10



The red striped blouse alone with my CUTE WHITE SHORTS! :D

My rating: 8/10



I looooove this little grey skirt that I found in Padini! It is soooo prettty and I've been wanting a skirt for sooo long already! :D :D :D


My rating: 7/10



This is a short sea-greenish blue dress that I found in Nichii! :D Nichii holds quite alot of clothes for adults usually but if you look carefully, you will chance upon some awesome finds! Like the one you're about to see at the bottom! :D

My rating: 5/10



This is another dress in Nichii. I've been buying alot of dresses lately because I want to wear dresses lately. Period. Very hiao right. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




This dress is not the best one but it looks quite fine la. So I just got it to wear for casual outings. :D :D :D

My rating: 5/10

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AFOREMENTIONED AWESOME FIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS DRESS SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




And because I love it so much there will be three pictures of it posted!!! It's actually zipped all the way from the bottom and when you take it off, it just comes off like a jacket! :D :D :D No need to ma fan struggle out of it like you usually do with your other dresses or beg your sister who is playing PS3 to help you unzip it from the back cos most dresses' zips are at the back. NOT THIS ONE!!!




My rating: 10000000000/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This is also other cute tier dress that I found in Nicole! It's very light and breezy and it totally makes me look like an Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Cover Girl! :D

No I am just kidding. But still it's not bad. (:

My rating: 5/10



This is also from Nicole. The prints are so cute right! :D :D :D I don't really like the sleeve though but it's okay. :D



Not bad right.

My rating: 5/10



Oh, this is from Tom Girls! I like it very much! And yes, I am talking about the pink one NOT the green one. Please do not pay attention to the person in green because I already said at the beginning of the post that this whole post is going to be about me right. GO CHECK IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE.

My rating: 5/10

And the shopping trip ends here! :D

Now for serious talk. *clears throat*



That is me. 174cm. 70kg. In spaghetti stripe top. I have flab hanging out of me.

SO WHAT?

I cannot understand people who make a big deal out of me wearing clothes which reveal even abit of my shoulders or whatever, just because I am HUGE. I am not ashamed of my height, nor am I of my weight. Eventhough I would like to lose a little bit more weight, that does not mean I am about to cry over my extra few kilogrammes and flab that hang out of my body like spare tyre (which I don't have okay. I mean, not to the extent of looking like a spare tyre la).

Just because I may not be like the average size 6 girl, but at least I think I look nice. And I am not going to stop wearing those clothes just because people think I look like a giant in them. I like to SEE myself in that particular, spaghetti stripe top. So what you gonna do about it?

Some people ask me, Wow, you DARE to wear those clothes? and I would really like to shout back at them YES I DO and do you know that eventhough you tried putting those words into a more subtle sentence, it is still freaking offensive to mean to call someone fat? Just because you didn't mention the word FAT, doesn't mean I can't tell by the way you put that sentence you know, and EVEN if you were trying to be subtle, DOES NOT make you a better/nicer person.

I mean, what's the big deal? WHO said clothes like that are only meant for skinny people, why, they have those types of clothes in MY size don't they? Heck, I am even wearing them okay. So how can you say that they are only meant to be worn by skinny people?

Even if you think I don't look nice, it is still plain rude to ASK me why I wear it you know. I don't need your judgement to know what I should and should not wear, as long as I like seeing myself in it, then it's fine, no?

You can calculate my BMI, I am on the ideal weight side. And I would still love to lose some weight, but it is still NOT NICE that when you see ME in a sleeveless top you go, WAH. Which I am sure you did when you first saw that picture above. Honestly speaking, I don't look UGLY in that picture right? Like a giant maybe, but not ugly.

So why make a big deal out of it? These people (me included) are PROUD of their bodies and they are not afraid to flaunt it. I mean, not afraid to try to look nice. Not everyone is as lucky as you are to have a slim body and the opportunity to buy clothes in size S or M and NEVER have clothes that are too small for your fitting.

I always have to look for size L or XL to fit my body and some pants don't even fit me in the XL. (that is why I always wear the same pants over and over because that's the only pair I got HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) But I make the effort to look nice what. I strive to find clothes which look nice on me, so don't I deserve some credit for that? Instead of pin-pointing how gigantic I look in those little tees? And I DON'T look obscene do I?

Don't make fun of fat people. We DON'T want to be fat. Plus, whoever said only SKINNY people could be pretty? They could be PRETTIER but that does not make fat people ugly. Plus, think of all the people who are fat that look nice. I am sure it is damn easy to think of some. (me, for instance HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH) And then think of skinny people who look ugly. EVEN EASIER RIGHT. So what's your point now, hmm?

Do you want me to be all depressed and upset that I look fat and always try to hide myself in yards and yards of fabric because I am so ashamed of my figure? No right? So embrace the fact that I embrace my body. And be proud of me for being proud of myself, and then remember to congratulate me also when I manage to lose weight and get to my ideal figure.



FAT PEOPLE = AS GORGEOUS AS YOU SKINNY PEOPLE. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder so shut your piehole. Stop making fun of us.



THE. END.

Oh, and yes. I lied about having bought all those clothes above. Fact is, I bought NONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No, I am actually very sad actually, cos I really like them! ):

Ciao!