Sunday, May 17, 2009

Nocturne + PC stuff + STUPID PEOPLE

Ah... It is 4.06am. And if you're wondering what the heck I am "Ah..."-ing about at 4.06am in the morning when I am supposed to be sleeping because I am a 2009 SPM candidate/student, one who's in the middle of MTE no less, one who's VOWED not to blog during this period SOME MORE then the answer I have for you is:

I like ma. :D :D :D

I am serious! I miss staying up late. Like till the wee hours in the morning because I know this is the only time that I'm fully sure that everyone has gone to sleep, therefore I am free to go watch porn do anything I want to do in the comfort of my own privacy in my room! (and for all you suckers who pronounce 'privacy' as PRY-ver (sorry about the 'r' cos I don't know any other way to make it sound like that. Imagine if the 'r' wasn't there, you'd pronunce it veh. SEE TOLD YOU)-see, it's actually PREE-ver-see. How do I know that? Because 1) I watch Hollyoaks which is a BRITISH soap and also 2) I read my Oxford dictionary. :D :D :D) (If you plan on countering me and say that you're speaking American English I am sorry I don't believe in any other apparent English language except for QUEEN's English. Heck LOOK at the word itself: ENGLISH. Root word? ENGLAND. Is England in America? Nooooo it is in BRITAIN. So American English? What American English I don't know this language)

(Okay where was I? Oh my nocturnal activities!)

So yesh, I miss staying up late but my eyes are kind of drooping right now. The point is, I had alot to write initially. But then I got so caught up with teaching people the correct English NO the ONLY English language I kind of forgot what the point of this post was already.

BUT NEVER FEAR!!! :D Power Rangers to the rescue!!! I am very good at thinking up nonsense to write because most times when I write it's more for the verbosity of it than the desire of sending a message across! But of course when I feel like I need to say something I can write also la. But this is nothing important so I don't have to crack my head so much I can CRAP! :D

...

Today my mother tried to act smart in front of me. Yes and it was very aggravating and annoying. I mean, come on la, if you don't know something, then don't act like you know lor, or even if you WANT to act like you know at least do some homework first la to help corroborate your pretentious acts.

Nooooo, she didn't do homework and when she tried to act smart, she turned out even more un-smart than she actually is. Okay I am not trying to say that my mother is stupid la, she is not, she's just uneducated in such field. Okay so here is our conversation today:

Mummy: Open your PC let me check the specs.
Me: *opens basic information about PC*
Mummy: What is this oh 1562 MEG (I HATE it when she uses the word MEG as if she is so smart like that HELLO I don't think she even knows the full word to it) only ar? So small you some more say enough.
Me: *bites lips from lashing out*
Mummy: How is the speed? Oh what is this 3.2 gig is it the memory?
Me: *CHEWS lips to keep from lashing out*
Mummy: Krystal's one is 4 gig memory you know. Yours is 3.2 gig is it? How about the speed?
Me: Krystal's one is 4 gig RAM. Because it's LAPTOP so when she purchases it, it comes with it because LAPTOP with no ram can close shop.
Mummy: (wasn't even paying attention to me don't know what she was doing)


Firstly MOTHER, when did you buy this PC? LAST YEAR AND A HALF. When did Krystal buy her PC? LAST MONTH. And how much did this PC cost? How much did Krystal's PC cost? Do you expect a RM1k++ PC to have 4 gig memory (and it's RAM) like the one Krystal just RECENTLY BOUGHT? (note recently because rams nowadays are FREAKING CHEAP because they are so commercialised because there are too many STUPID PEOPLE in this world - will elaborate on stupid people later (three 'because's in one sentence woots!)) LAST YEAR AND A HALF ram wasn't that cheap and that is why my PC only had very small ram when you bought it! D:

Number 2. HOW do you even know if 1562 MEG *shudders* ram is small when you don't even know what to use the ram with??? Please don't act smart when you don't know anything. For a student like me, 1.5k MEG *shudders shudders* ram is more than enough. And then she proceeded to saying that 3.2 gig is my ram when it's actually 3.2 GHz, the SPEED of my PC. And then she continued with comments like I use up the space too much because I keep alot of pictures in the PC (a line she no doubt stole from Dad) that's why I only have 1562 MEG *shudders shudders shudders* left. HELLO the 1562 MEG *shudders shudders shudder shudders ONE MORE TIME I CONFIRM DIE* is the TOTAL ram of the PC. NOTHING to do with my pictures. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO!!! D: D: D: Don't act sooooo smart CAN OR NOT????

NEXT. This is about STUPID PEOPLE: I CANNOT tahan people who think they are so smart, go and buy laptop and then upgrade it to like 500 gig HDD with 100 gig ram and then speed 50.0 GHz and then say Oh, my PC is the best one. Equipped with everything possible. And then when you ask them, Oh so what do you do on your PC? And then they say Oh, you know, FRIENDSTER. FACEBOOK. YOUTUBE. HELLO (no this is not a website). You upgrade your PC to the best it can get and all you do is online stuff which has NOTHING to do with the PC's specs at all? And then when you ask them Hey do you know know how to use Paint? They answer What is paint I don't know this thing. Oh oh! I remember! I know how to colour background because I click the paint can! -_- (I hate this emoticon very much but it is so suitable for this situation lor!)

Seriously I HATE those people. What do they need the BIG ram for? What do they need the BIG HDD for? What do they need the SPEED for? Are they doing Music Producing? Video Editting? Graphic Designing? And then they'll probably go What is graphic I don't know this word. SEE. SEE how FAKE these people are? I know you have lots of money and you can spend it all you want but PLEASE la, when you buy an expensive-upgraded-to-the-best laptop or PC just ADMIT la that you are doing it for SHOW and don't try to act smart like, Oh, my PC has this this ram this this memory, quite good already la WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S GOOD FOR.

Yes. I am saying all this because I am jealous. I am jealous I don't have big enough memory for my PC and it hangs whenever I try to use Photoshop. I am jealous that when I am busy editting a video the freaking PC suddenly shuts off because it has not enough memory to support my files. I am jealous that some people have all the money but no brains whereas I have no money but all the brains the desire to LEARN STUFF and I CANNOT because THE STUPID PC HANGS WHENEVER I USE SOMETHING HEAVIER THAN PAINT.

I want a new laptop. ): It doesn't have to be 500 gig HDD or 100 gig ram or 50.0 GHz, I just want one that can at least support my stuff. I know I have mentioned that I am a student and therefore 1562 megabytes (ALL HAIL this word please! No more MEG!!! *dies*) is enough for my usage but then that's when I'm in my student mode. What about creative Jo-Yee mode? What about curious Jo-Yee mode? What about I-want-to-know-things-that-people-know-that-I-don't-so-that-I-can-show-off mode?

I HATE IT when my PC hangs. I feel like BITING the monitor off whenever that happens but then I feel like biting anything off all the time so I don't know if that counts for anything. But still! I really do hate it when my PC hangs. And it's freaking irritating because 9 times out of 10 when I use my PC, it HAPPENS. D: D: D:

This freaking PC is totally stifling my ostensible potential in mastering PC skills but is anyone doing anything to stop that? Particularly the person who keeps persuading me to pursue IT course aka MY MUM? Is she doing anything??? Noooooo! All she does is try to parade her apparent smartness in PC stuff in front of me. D: D: D:

Hai jor! D: 4.50am liao la I need to sleep or not tomorrow I wake up got panda eyes. As if I don't already have.

So ciao and for the last time DON'T use the word MEG in front of me because that is a PREFIX not a UNIT the unit is BYTES and that goes the same for saying Oh I have gained three KILOS this week KILO is a PREFIX the UNIT is GRAMS THANK YOU VERY MUCH. D: D: D:

Ciao. (I think I said this already oh never mind)

27 comments:

Audrey Juicy Tits said...

*gets shot in the head* Ouch that hurts *uses American pronunciation AND spelling, double WHAMMY*!!!

*dies* But then I'm very Americanized, so...lalalala *prances off*

*then comes back*

Yeah I get pissed off with people like that too. People like me on the other hand have no money to upgrade my ram when I download series and movies like crazy and need to maintain my 1000-song-and-growing database (I initially had 3000+ songs in my old pc but I didn't want to kill my Mac). You actually don't need to upgrade your pc to all that high end stuff, all you need to do is just make sure it has enough capacity to run the progs you're using. Shaneil was nice enough to (for free) upgrade my Mac ram for me (with his previous Mac's ram) so I can use my Photoshop more smoothly. If you download a lot, get an external hard drive they're much cheaper and have a lot of space to maintain your crap. Here in Malaysia, we can get a...50 gig drive for about RM100+, last I checked?

People who have super high-speed and capacity computers are just showing off... (same thing people say about Mac users, I tell them fuck off, they can get all the computer viruses they want).

And don't worry about your mom, parents have the innate need to be know-it-alls in front of their kids, even when they don't really know it all. But sometimes they know how to admit defeat. Have you seen my dad around MSN? Most adorable thing ever.

Audrey Juicy Tits said...

I realize I'm being redundant in telling you you don't need all that junk cos' you already know you don't need all that junk. Let's pretend I'm telling anyone who just so happens to read your blog and has upgraded their pc so they can show off how fast their Facebook pages load (when that in turn has nothing to do with machine capabilities).

Jo-Yee said...

Itomaki:

Yays to you! :D :D :D And because you were so sweet and supportive of me in your comments I shall refrain from chastising you on the war of the British English and American English!

:D :D :D

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