I have the hots for hottie 2009 American Idol!

ALL HAIL 2009 AMERICAN IDOL

KRIS ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Look at that sweet smile he's got on his face? So cute right. So hot. So sexy. So perfect! Makes me melt alllllllllllllllll the time! And the way he sings, the fourth performance was his best by far. Even though he did quite well in the first round of the finals I still think he should have put a little more oomph into his pitching on the twelveth performance -----------

Okay fine. I'm done pretending like I'm a hardcore American Idol fan who watches every single episode without fail . Because the truth is, I am not a very American Idol-ish person heck I am NOT an American Idol person AT ALL and I always fail to watch the episodes because I don't plan to watch them even in the first place! :D

Haha okay, so to be fair, I do watch AI sometimes - through very frequent channel surfing routines where I'd landed quite a few times in Star World during which AI was taking place HAHAHAHAHAHA and so I often made the mental note to at least stay there for half a minute to see what the whole Adam Lambert (yes, Adam being a very popular contestant in AI but too bad he didn't win) fuss was all about. Because before this, many I heard saw him as the winner even from the start and besides the fact that he has gay rumours surrounding him (which always gets me perked up - yes I am a pervert thank you very much) I'd heard Ashley yap about him a gazillion times before so I thought I'd check the guy out. And some said he looks a little like Brandon Routh which gave me all the more reason to find out more about Mr. Adam Lambert. (:

No wait! I'm here to talk about hottie Kris Allen first okay. Adam Lambert later.

So to be completely honest, todate I have watched about.... wait let me count....three performances by Kris in TOTAL. :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What la that's alot okay. Told you I wasn't an Idol fan. Please do not question the purpose of this post since I am so obviously NOT an AI fan because I WRITE WHATEVER I LIKE AND I SHALL PRETEND THAT I AM AN IDOL FAN IF THAT MEANS I CAN WRITE MORE ABOUT HOTTIE KRIS ALLEN. D: D: D: D: D:

Now, back to Mr. Allen (no not the The Amazing Race Asia host even though he IS damn hot as well) the hottie. Okay now I realise I have another lie which I have yet to reveal before I continue blabbing about my phantom AI fetish/addiction and that is...

I actually think that...

Okay now please be prepared because this is a very bad lie.

I plastered the whole post with Kris' picture (erm, actually there are only three but whatever) and even started the post sounding so proud and all of him when in actual fact...

I think...

Adam Lambert deserved more to win!!!

There I said it. Okay you can shoot me now Adam fans for saying this only in the what - eleventh paragraph? and also Kris fans (which include myself too actually) because I made it seem like I was thoroughly contented with Kris winning AI 2009 but the truth is I think Adam should have won!

No, actually, don't kill me please let me finish this post first okay? Okay.

Adam Lambert, judging on the erm.....grand total of five (hahahahahahaha) performances by him that I've watched is quite a versatile performer/singer. (: He can sing all types of genres and truthfully, his performances are somewhat more entertaining than Kris' (sorry sexy).

Adam's got a voice that you barely get to listen to anymore in the 21st century. And it's really awesome that a guy like that can pull off so many different songs!

Though to be honest sometimes his voice gives me goosebumps and not necessarily in a good way. But juxtapose him next to Kris, hands down Adam's the better performer. But in terms of being able to win people's hearts you gotta give it to hottie Kris because well, that's how he got the 100++ million (siao one the voters) votes right! :D

And Adam's got this very awkward air about him with which I sometimes cannot tolerate. It's like, he's always pretending to be someone he's not or something like that and no I am not saying this because I read those gay rumours before I even paid attention to Adam.

But it's all good because hottie Kris (sorry I shall stop changing his name) has got a LOVELY voice which I absolutely LOVE listening to! It's so soothing, so gentle, so soothing, so gentle, so soothing, so gentle, repeat this fifty thousand times and you will get what I mean. (: And in my opinion though I think Adam is the better performer and can hit higher notes than Hott- I mean Kris (:P) can, the winning song which they both sang, Kris seriously did it better than Adam. Serious. The way Adam sang the song, No Boundaries (if I'm not mistaken) is like, it doesn't suit him at all! But it fits PERFECTLY with Kris' sultry sexy soothing soft (4S!) hot gentle lovely perfect voice. (: (: (: (: (:

So I guess America already made their choice and so congrats babe! :D :D :D

KRIS ALLEN WINS/WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now is it just me or does sexy hot sexy hot sexy hot sexy hot Thore Scholermann look abit like Mr. Kris Allen? ;) Not only hotness-wise or sexiness-wise, but actually like really ALIKE?

No Thore isn't some Italian football player (even though his sexiness and hotness and name totally make him look/sound like one). He is a German actor and one of the leading roles in a very popular German soap called Verbotene Liebe which means "Forbidden Love" in English. And how did I get to know him you ask? Through Youtube of course and also because in Verbotene Liebe, Thore plays a totally hot gay character with whom I am very very very in love! :D :D :D

This is Thore.

This is Kris.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I fooled you didn't I? The one in red is Kris and the picture above here is Thore. :D :D :D :D :D SEE. Thore is so HOT! HOT HOT HOT SEXY SEXY SEXY HOT SEXY HOT SEXY HOT HOT HOT and also, not forgetting the purpose I even posted this in the first place, he looks awesomely like Kris Allen don't you think? Well, I guess it should be the other way round since Kris is younger than Thore so it should be Kris looking like Thore. Wtf conclusion: THEY BOTH LOOK DAMN ALIKE.

Also not forgetting that this post was supposed to be about American Idol so back to AI please people.

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(have you seen people use smileys as divider before? No right. HAHAHAHAHA I am so cute)

BACK TO AMERICAN IDOL

Even though I'm quite satisfied with the results this year, I am going to say that the winner of AI who has done most justice to its fitting title has got to be none other than...

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2008 American Idol David Cook of course. (: DON'T ASK WHY I WOULD KILL TO HAVE COOK WIN AND NOT ARCHULETA. PERIOD.

Now, see the way he hugs Archuleta to rub it in his face to show how happy he is to have won? (:

See, David COOK's good looks and awesome voice totally WON Archuleta over HANDS DOWN and even better, Cook's released songs actually resemble GOOD songs that I can actually like. Unlike some other AI winners I could mention who release bad singles which I absolutely cannot tolerate.

More proof that David Cook is HOT?

THERE! :D He looks so hot right in that picture. The dirty blonde hair, the sexy stubble (YES stubble IS SEXY), the articulate jaw, the perfectly sparkling eyes. (:

David David David David David David David.....

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HAHA GOT'CHA!

The picture above is NOT DAVID COOK but DUNCAN JAMES from Blue! :D :D :D But I guess I can discount your mistake abit because they DO look VERY alike! Haha. :D

And like David Cook, Duncan's got an awesome voice too! Gruffy, sexy, hot, sexy, Ahhhhhh! What is with me and sexy men these days!

Enough! Ciao! ;)